Storm****er Posted:

♥♥♥ etc

After we just finished saying how JB didn’t like spam.

Okay, we have a winrar!

First off, I just wanted to thank everyone who posted ITT and wanted to be my BFF. It means a lot to me, and I wish you all could have won. So, even as I announce my winner, I want to extend my friendship to anyone out there who wants it. After all, who needs a silly E-Peen to prove they’re someone’s friend? The following:

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But wait…who said there can’t be runners-up? Not I! Like my homedawg Obama, I’m gonna “spread the wealth” a bit, to those contestants who I believe went the extra mile. I hereby deputize the following Friends to bumist shrtcat in his sacred and solemn duty:

Log in to see images!, an ED vet who has already taken immeasurable abuse on my behalf. He shall receive 5 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Frutescens” E-Peen™!

Log in to see images!, technically a Crotch Zombie admin whose low-key defense of my character is a couple rungs higher than the typical “JB is okay, I guess.” They receive 3 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Pubescens” E-Peen™!

And last but not least, SPECIAL KLANZ0R AWARD!!!!!!1

Log in to see images! are officially my friends. Their Klan will receive a “Friends of Bootyhole” Klan E-Peen™! No BP award, but the denizens of Forumwarz’s now-coolest Klan may approach me for special favors as needed.

A special thanks to The Suspender, who formed his own JB cult. Also, BlankTH, who bought a sweet community ad for me but kind of dropped the ball. Appreciate it, buds. But there can be only…three or so.

I look forward to seeing you all in the forums! It’s on like Donkey Kong. Log in to see images!

And now, a toast…to FRIENDSHIP!

I can’t believe Johnny Mac got an epeen for bogging down the server and making mods consider a new rule for smiley spamming…

*facepalm*

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Congratz to shrtcat !

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, we have a winrar!

First off, I just wanted to thank everyone who posted ITT and wanted to be my BFF. It means a lot to me, and I wish you all could have won. So, even as I announce my winner, I want to extend my friendship to anyone out there who wants it. After all, who needs a silly E-Peen to prove they’re someone’s friend? The following:

Log in to see images!!

But wait…who said there can’t be runners-up? Not I! Like my homedawg Obama, I’m gonna “spread the wealth” a bit, to those contestants who I believe went the extra mile. I hereby deputize the following Friends to bumist shrtcat in his sacred and solemn duty:

Log in to see images!, an ED vet who has already taken immeasurable abuse on my behalf. He shall receive 5 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Frutescens” E-Peen™!

Log in to see images!, technically a Crotch Zombie admin whose low-key defense of my character is a couple rungs higher than the typical “JB is okay, I guess.” They receive 3 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Pubescens” E-Peen™!

And last but not least, SPECIAL KLANZ0R AWARD!!!!!!1

Log in to see images! are officially my friends. Their Klan will receive a “Friends of Bootyhole” Klan E-Peen™! No BP award, but the denizens of Forumwarz’s now-coolest Klan may approach me for special favors as needed.

A special thanks to The Suspender, who formed his own JB cult. Also, BlankTH, who bought a sweet community ad for me but kind of dropped the ball. Appreciate it, buds. But there can be only…three or so.

I look forward to seeing you all in the forums! It’s on like Donkey Kong. Log in to see images!

And now, a toast…to FRIENDSHIP!

Aw Thanks man! I’m so honoured! Take my word, you won’t regret picking me!Log in to see images!

Also congratulations to everyone else you all put an excellent effort in. This calls for a celebration, no?

Well, as soon as I’m done my stupid Canadian history bumignment, we can all discuss about stuff! (Give me like, 6 hours) But we can’t forget that we have to get down to serious business… Log in to see images!

Thanks again everyone! Especially Jalapeño Bootyhole (See what I did thar?), you really are a fun guy to be around, and,(beware of corny-ness ahead) if I knew you in person, you’d probably be one of my bestest buds!

I’ll see y’all around after I finish some things, arite? Thanks again!

Edit: Sorry I can’t stick around right now, but unfortunately, I’m running late on things….

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

And now, a toast…to FRIENDSHIP!

I guessing that’s “The only ship that’s worth a damn … ”, but

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Anyhow, how could we not love JB? Nothing like winning for being yourself. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy Posted:

Bumping this thread as the first enemy Log in to see images!

And with that, I’m closing this thread…