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For ****’s sake. I have started entering descent, funny content and i get flammed / insulted in every thread i post no matter what content or funniness i post in whatever thread and its beginning to **** me the **** off. Now listen here i wouldn’t mind if you **** holes constantly flamed me as long as i was being gay or being hostile, but there is no ****ing reason to flame me when i am entering decent content, its just a ****ing bandwagon. Whats hilarious is that you fabulous persons think you are actually getting on my nerves / upsetting my by insaulting me; I’ll tell you, that in school every ****ing day i was called “asian biaotch” by blacks (I went to school in a black community in cali), I was teased by everyone of all races but mainly blacks, every day, for playing magic the gathering/ warhammer etc. So If i can handle being bullied by large blacks (who im actually cool with now, i matured into a good looking guy who gets girls, and has a girlfriend who lets him **** whenever i want), then you think i care what some pasty whites on the internet think of me. Heres a clue if you cant get it into thine thick skull: THE ANSWER CONTAINS THE LETTERS O and N AND NOT IN THAT ORDER, REARANGE THEM TO GET THE ANSWER. Now let me ask you this. What if elf pr0n had my entire posting career? she would still be revered and popular, because she is a girl. this shows how desperate FYAD is, and its ironic that you call GBS nerds/virgins ETC when you circlejerk around girls like poseur and elf pron, who in my opinion is a vappid, stupid woman's genitals who enters no content whatsoever. IVe spoken with lowtax over ICQ/ Email and he actually says that i am a cool guy, what do you nerds think of that, that YOUR HERO lowtax likes me? Whats sad is that now you know lowtax likes me, my popularity will probably go up just for that. You think I give a ****? I dont care how popular I am in this forum, I am an independantguy, I play by my own rules and i dont give a flying **** what society thinks of me. I have my own style of dress and ****, and really dont care who likes me and who doesnt. dont like me? thats thine loss not mine.

Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life, let’s just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do for 4 years, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up judo soon, and also casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and have been in a fight before, and won. That’s the thing, that behind the internet you can say whatever you like to me, but you know what? Im secure in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont need to be accepted in some fabulous person forum to boost my self esteem, i am also confident that i could kick most of thine bumes in real life, so what do i care? Another thing. You FYADDERS think that you invented “offbeat” humnor like saying random **** like “GONG SHOW MUMPS”, but its been done before and way ****ing better. Have you ever seen wobbl and bob? the badger badger mushroom animation? in 30 seconds/2 minutes those 2 flash animations capured a random abstract humor way better than fyad has for years. Even if it were true that fyad was funny, you people have no ****ing justification in flamming GBS etc for being losers when if you look on most profiles here you will see like-10 000 PPOSTS (-30 POSTS A DAY) posting 30 for hours a ****nig day on an internet forum i mean how pathetic can you get, and you are flaming me?

Heres a little anegdote for you. When I first read this forums, i thought it was hilarious and brilliant. when I saw fabulous persons get mocked for making **** posts i laughed and realised i wanted to be a part of this community. Whats more? I found my self attracted to the females who frequent this forum, which is rare since most females on internet forums are ugly. i thought to myself, if i could take any online community and put it IRL for people to hang out, i would choose FYADF. I imagined a high school of FYAD where older posters were teachers. hot girls everywhere, funny people making jokes it would have been the best ****ing school in the world i thought. But gradually, with each needless flame and racist **** i saw, i realised how gay you truely are.I thought to myself, maybe i can remedy the gayness by making funny posts, while still not being rude to newbs. not flaming unless i was flamed first. I thought maybe a revolution in posting would occur and that i would be praised. but i have now gone on to be one of the most unpoipular posters in this entire forum?

HOW CAN I PUT THIS??

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Jesus. Its not that im angry at you, I am above getting angry at people on the internet, I just feel sorry for you if anything. YOu are incapable of showing compbumion towards a poster who tries to improve himself. You are incapable or eror acording to thine own elitist, ****ing fabulous person attitudes. You are high school ****lickers who really just dont understand how life works.You know what? you should be flatterd i even bothered typing one line to you fabulous persons so let me just end it siomply in plain english so you fabulous personS can understand what the **** im sayng.

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ****ING GROUP OF UTTER. ****ING. IDIOTIC. **** EATING. CIRCLEJERK. fabulous personS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC ****ING PIECES OF **** WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. **** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. AM. DONE. TRYING. TO. ADD. CONTENT. HERE. THE ONLY POSTS I ****ING MAKE WILL BE TO FLAME YOU fabulous personS AND TO TELL YOU HOW ****ING STUPID YOU ARE! THERE IS NO BANISHMENT ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU ****HEELS HARbumED LOWTAX, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

Fran Posted:

****? hardly.

lol wut?

bad thread

FRAN Posted:

EPIC

Log in to see images! eyeRAWR edited this message on 10/10/2008 6:46PM

InsertHomeboy Posted:

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Excuse me while i have seizures and then come back to look at the images again, then repeat.

Seriously, all these are awesome. Except the shemale because it appears to have a bigger male reproductive organ than I do Log in to see images!

Yeah I guess I’d post more, but I’m busy with this thing called a “life”. You ****ing internet fabulous persons are seriously pathetic. It fascinates me that you try to make me into an bumhole, but you spend thine nights quoting some **** I said six months ago. Let me roll my ****ing eyes.

thats because everyone is ****ing elitist as hell in FYAD and if one dumbbum can say something and everyone will suck his balls and agree and jump on the bandwagon then yep its just like how FYAD has always been except at one point we were all better than that and loved and embraced eachother and tried to improve upon eachothers humor by adding constructive comments in a thread

but you guys are all rancid elitist fabulous persons now so **** you

Recently I was put on probation by Lowtax aka Richard Kyanka. The amount of time does not matter but the fact I ended up in the Leper’s Colony makes me question Mr. Kyanka’s ability to truly administer the forums anymore. The reason I question his authority is because he put me on probation for his misinterpretation.

I started a thread about a mess-up in Requiem For A Dream http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh…readid=1302566. In my first post I did not tell what the title of the movie was because I wanted to leave goons in “suspense”. However I mentioned someone would most likely guess it. I was correct in my bumumption, and BizzyLimpkits guessed it correctly. Many people were not sure of the title, and made wrong guesses, so amid the confusion, I wanted to point out what the right answer was and stop this bafflement.

So I quoted BizzyLimpkits and instead of using the formal statement, “Your guess is correct”, I used “and You Win.” Now I did not say, “You win this thread” or “You win the internet” nor did I want to imply either one. I also did not set up any competition and BizzyLimpkits was the first one to guess it correctly and he/she won. Those things are probational, but I did not commit any of the aforementioned crimes. All I said was a rewording of, ” This is the right guess for any of you that care. Good Job.”

I set up this poll to bring democracy to this forum in order to impeach Richard Kyanka (aka Lowtax for those of you who forgot already) for not being able to distinguish between bannable phrases and overall inability to moderate these forums. If the majority of the users vote Yes, then Mr. Kyanka will be impeached and brought to internet court where the judge (or jury) decides whether he is capable or not to be and admin to http://forums.somethingawful.com

Mr. Kyanka, if found guilty, will still be able to control the Front Page and sub-pages of http://www.somethingawful.com but will be reduced to a normal platinum account user in the forums. He will still get the money from the forums.

I don’t know how to set up this trial, I just wanted to bring my/this case to court.

edit: whoops forgot the poll, just say “yay” or “nay”