What is wrong with you people? That chat log was in jest. And would you really believe Ebony’s word over several other reliable sources?

Just for the record, no, Biff and I never did do each other.

And I certainly don’t have a sexual fetish for goats.

itt: hot goat and whiny emo

King Krimson Posted:

Now, I’m no WOW player, but that picture is a Draenei, right?

It actually creeps me out a bit, so I guess my answer is no.

Anyway, this is beside the point. When did Janie start thinking of Ebony as a reliable source?

Yah, it’s a Draenei.

Ugh, gross dude. Animals don’t actually want to have sex with you – it’s all in your head.

Enoby Posted:

Bif ttly is a homo’**** LOL Log in to see images!

What do you think I was doing in his car? Log in to see images!

enire Posted:

Perhaps this picture is germane to the discussion. I found it in Biff’s car. Janie, I’m sorry if this upsets you, but you should be able to make informed decisions…

Log in to see images!

It’s not as bad as it sounds, though. I mean, lots of healthy, productive people are into goat porn. Sorry, I can’t lie. It is as bad as it sounds. Even I have limits.

That’s not Bessie. I know what Bessie looked like. King here took her out back once he knew how far he went. Still not sure if he’s going to therapy after that, though I’m still paying some 800 dollar bill that comes my way once a month. He better not be using it for a Doomsday Device hookers and blow.

What the **** is this. I mean, what the **** is this.

That’s a blatant image edit. Made in MS paint. With my avatar. You can see the blur. I mean, for ****’s sake, it’s even signed ‘Kink R’! If that’s not indicative of shenanigans, I don’t know what is.

Let us think this through, yes? The last person to get into Biff’s car was probably Ebony. If you note the amount of time it took for Biff’s admission to be posted and Ebony to catch on, you can see that it was a fair amount of time. I’m willing to bet that Ebony knew beforehand and planted the poorly ‘shopped image within Biff’s car. We know that Ebony is a mbumive ****, so why didn’t she have sex with Biff? Because she already knew of the deception. Enraged at being betrayed, Ebony set up a date, planted the photo, repressed her ravenous libido, went home, and then feigned horror at Biff’s at this time well known deception.

It was a risky gambit, but it payed off. Well, it would have done, if Ebony even had a cursory knowledge of photoshop and/or my real face.

Regardless of what really happened, I am ****ing livid. Ebony, from where I am, it takes only a short amount of time to get to Dubai. Guess you should have thought just a little bit further ahead before divulging your address to ‘Goffickboy666’, huh? Oh, and those photos you sent after you snooped around and found my faux e-mail address were ****ing disgusting. You should be glad that at least I have the decency not to post photos like that on the internet, or else you would be ****ed. Well, more than you are already, you disgusting little ****.

I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

That’s not Bessie. I know what Bessie looked like. King here took her out back once he knew how far he went. Still not sure if he’s going to therapy after that, though I’m still paying some 800 dollar bill that comes my way once a month. He better not be using it for a Doomsday Device hookers and blow.

There is also the matter of Bessie to deal with. I am not going to beat around the bush. Yes, I did once own a goat named Bessie. No, there was nothing inappropriate going on. Yes, I shot her and myself in a daze brought about from some kind of white powder that bumaulted me when I received and opened a bizarre and poorly spelt letter that day. At first, the hallucinogen caused me to post pictures of the goat while messing around on Incit, and after some (what I bumume was) good natured ribald ribbing from some of the other players, I was mistakenly led into believing that yes, I was a goat ****er. At which time, I took up a rifle and shot Bessie, and then myself.

Having miraculously survived, I pressed Ska for ‘therapy’ money, in truth money that would be spent on sustaining my vengeful lifestyle. For you see, I know who sent the powder in the post. I know who has been trying to bring about my downfall. I know who has deemed me her sworn enemy, as I have sworn her mine.

And I can tell you now; It all started with the first chapter I posted of ‘My Immortal’.

King Krimson Posted:

There is also the matter of Bessie to deal with. I am not going to beat around the bush. Yes, I did once own a goat named Bessie. No, there was nothing inappropriate going on. Yes, I shot her and myself in a daze brought about from some kind of white powder that bumaulted me when I received opened a bizarre and poorly spelt letter that day. At first, the hallucinogen caused me to post pictures of the goat while messing around on Incit, and after some (what I bumume was) good natured ribald ribbing from some of the other players, I was mistakenly led into believing that yes, I was a goat ****er. At which time, I took up a rifle and shot Bessie, and then myself.

Having miraculously survived, I pressed Ska for ‘therapy’ money, in truth money that would be spent on sustaining my vengeful lifestyle. For you see, I know who sent the powder in the post. I know who has been trying to bring about my downfall. I know who has deemed me her sworn enemy, as I have sworn her mine.

And I can tell you now; It all started with the first chapter I posted of ‘My Immortal’.

Okay, I can understand the vengeance, but 800 a month? That’s it, I’m cutting your vengeance allowance to 200. No more fake therapy bills, mister. Log in to see images! I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/25/2008 4:44PM

enire Posted:

Look, I never ****ed a goat. And I don’t have any weird, convoluted stories about not goat-****ing (“ooh, a goff loser made me do it think I did it”­) like KK seems to have. I just have limits… you know, like a normal person.

DON’T MAKE ME SUMMON BILLY AGAIN.

WE WOULDN’T LIKE TO GET BILLY INVOLVED NOW, WOULD WE?

Ahem. Regardless of what enire happens to believe, I am confident that soon I will be able to back up my claims. Did you know that they actually have Wi-Fi in planes now? I didn’t.