King Krimson Posted:

DON’T MAKE ME SUMMON A RAIN OF BILLY MISSILES.

WE WOULDN’T LIKE TO GET BILLY INVOLVED NOW, WOULD WE?

Ahem. Regardless of what enire happens to believe, I am confident that soon I will be able to back up my claims. Did you know that they actually have Wi-Fi in planes now? I didn’t.

What the hell is Billy? Billy as in Billy-Goat?

Biff, could your next incarnation be someone who doesn’t hang around with freaks and perverts? I’m finding it harder to hold onto my love for you thinking of King Krimson running his long-fingernailed hands over your body.

Janie Posted:

What the hell is Billy? Billy as in Billy-Goat?

Biff, could your next incarnation be someone who doesn’t hang around with freaks and perverts? I’m finding it harder to hold onto my love for you thinking of King Krimson running his long-fingernailed hands over your body.

Billy as in the ghost of my friend and enire’s adopted little brother. enire did bad things to Billy, and now it appears that Billy’s ghost is rather vengeful. The first time he showed up he was riding a missile that I targeted at enire. I do not know why this was. Maybe I now have the abilty to summon ghosts.

OR MAYBE WHEN I SHOT MYSELF I ACTUALLY DIED OH GOD I’M JUST LIKE BRUCE WILLIS.

Anyway, if it would help you get over your unhealthy obsession with Biff, then I wish I could say yes.

Yes, I did **** Biff.

Up the nose.

In a public restroom.

While wearing a fursuit.

And bleating.

But, of course, this never happened. I am, however, hoping that you skip the rest of my post and just read the emboldened parts. That way, although you will hate me forever, I know that at least I have done a good deed in freeing you of this all consuming obssesion.

I wish someone would do the same for me, but alas, it is too late. My future, if indeed there is one, is now tied to Ebony’s.

Incidentally, does anyone have any experience using pressure points as a torture method? I would be grateful if you could respond soon.

Urgh, I don’t feel so well. I’m signing off for the moment.

If you find yourself having to eat on an airplane, avoid the fish. Believe me, this is sound advice.

I wouldn’t understand you eunichs to understand love anyway.

King Krimson is obviously in the middle of a psychotic break, maybe even 2 of his personalities splintering further. Which is, you know, way ****ing entertaining.

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Janie Posted:

Wylin, you are the only virgin in this entire place.

oh snap what now i called you a virgin a oaifaewfawefawefaweofiajwefoa ibapep EPIC INSULT!!!!111111

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Janie Posted:

Wylin, you are the only decent human being in this entire place.

AHAHAHA YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF NON-DECENT.

Anyway, I’ve just gotten off my plane. Dubai is looking good so far. If I manage to evade the authorities after the inevitable frantic phone calls made by Ebony, maybe I’ll do some sightseeing.

Maybe he has a goat-STD?