Janie Posted:

What the hell is Billy? Billy as in Billy-Goat?

Biff, could your next incarnation be someone who doesn’t hang around with freaks and perverts? I’m finding it harder to hold onto my love for you thinking of King Krimson running his long-fingernailed hands over your body.

Billy as in the ghost of my friend and enire’s adopted little brother. enire did bad things to Billy, and now it appears that Billy’s ghost is rather vengeful. The first time he showed up he was riding a missile that I targeted at enire. I do not know why this was. Maybe I now have the abilty to summon ghosts.

OR MAYBE WHEN I SHOT MYSELF I ACTUALLY DIED OH GOD I’M JUST LIKE BRUCE WILLIS.

Anyway, if it would help you get over your unhealthy obsession with Biff, then I wish I could say yes.

Yes, I did **** Biff.

Up the nose.

In a public restroom.

While wearing a fursuit.

And bleating.

But, of course, this never happened. I am, however, hoping that you skip the rest of my post and just read the emboldened parts. That way, although you will hate me forever, I know that at least I have done a good deed in freeing you of this all consuming obssesion.

I wish someone would do the same for me, but alas, it is too late. My future, if indeed there is one, is now tied to Ebony’s.

Incidentally, does anyone have any experience using pressure points as a torture method? I would be grateful if you could respond soon.