I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

That’s not Bessie. I know what Bessie looked like. King here took her out back once he knew how far he went. Still not sure if he’s going to therapy after that, though I’m still paying some 800 dollar bill that comes my way once a month. He better not be using it for a Doomsday Device hookers and blow.

There is also the matter of Bessie to deal with. I am not going to beat around the bush. Yes, I did once own a goat named Bessie. No, there was nothing inappropriate going on. Yes, I shot her and myself in a daze brought about from some kind of white powder that bumaulted me when I received and opened a bizarre and poorly spelt letter that day. At first, the hallucinogen caused me to post pictures of the goat while messing around on Incit, and after some (what I bumume was) good natured ribald ribbing from some of the other players, I was mistakenly led into believing that yes, I was a goat ****er. At which time, I took up a rifle and shot Bessie, and then myself.

Having miraculously survived, I pressed Ska for ‘therapy’ money, in truth money that would be spent on sustaining my vengeful lifestyle. For you see, I know who sent the powder in the post. I know who has been trying to bring about my downfall. I know who has deemed me her sworn enemy, as I have sworn her mine.

And I can tell you now; It all started with the first chapter I posted of ‘My Immortal’.