What the **** is this. I mean, what the **** is this.

That’s a blatant image edit. Made in MS paint. With my avatar. You can see the blur. I mean, for ****’s sake, it’s even signed ‘Kink R’! If that’s not indicative of shenanigans, I don’t know what is.

Let us think this through, yes? The last person to get into Biff’s car was probably Ebony. If you note the amount of time it took for Biff’s admission to be posted and Ebony to catch on, you can see that it was a fair amount of time. I’m willing to bet that Ebony knew beforehand and planted the poorly ‘shopped image within Biff’s car. We know that Ebony is a mbumive ****, so why didn’t she have sex with Biff? Because she already knew of the deception. Enraged at being betrayed, Ebony set up a date, planted the photo, repressed her ravenous libido, went home, and then feigned horror at Biff’s at this time well known deception.

It was a risky gambit, but it payed off. Well, it would have done, if Ebony even had a cursory knowledge of photoshop and/or my real face.

Regardless of what really happened, I am ****ing livid. Ebony, from where I am, it takes only a short amount of time to get to Dubai. Guess you should have thought just a little bit further ahead before divulging your address to ‘Goffickboy666’, huh? Oh, and those photos you sent after you snooped around and found my faux e-mail address were ****ing disgusting. You should be glad that at least I have the decency not to post photos like that on the internet, or else you would be ****ed. Well, more than you are already, you disgusting little ****.