Sucking up to the NPCs will occasionally net you a reward, but being male reproductive organs to them has no negative consequences.

Currently it seems that it’s impossible to miss out on a mission or a flezz reward, though. If you try refusing to do the last mission, it eventually just gives you the single option of saying “You know what, **** it, I realize that the only way to progress the game is to stop being such a woman's genitals. I’ll do it!”

So, say and do whatever you want, there’s no downside to it – yet.

I think with episode 2 we’ll try and have more distinct plot lines based on your choices (both good and bad), also clbum specific missions!

eponymous_ennui Posted:

Evil Trout Posted:

I think with episode 2 we’ll try and have more distinct plot lines based on your choices (both good and bad), also clbum specific missions!

Sweet. Any spoilers on what alignment system we’re looking at here? Is it a purely good/bad scale or one of those multi-axial systems that shift in any dimension depending on your actions?

Right now it’s strictly good/bad. What other dimensions did you have in mind?

Clbum-specific ones would make sense, but I don’t know what else would be appropriate. Liberal/conservative might come into play, or your allegiance to certain characters…but that stuff doesn’t figure heavily into the game yet.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Right now it’s strictly good/bad. What other dimensions did you have in mind?

Clbum-specific ones would make sense, but I don’t know what else would be appropriate. Liberal/conservative might come into play, or your allegiance to certain characters…but that stuff doesn’t figure heavily into the game yet.

I don’t really have anything in mind, but someone once mentioned somewhere a Smart/Stupid scale in addition to the Good/Bad (or maybe Liberal/Conservative) scale. I thought that was a particularly ingenious suggestion, personally: it not only parodies the D&D system, but also allows for more options for characters to progress into.

What’s more, with such a bi-axial alignment system, you can also give character bonuses and penalties depending on their alignment. For instance, a Mildly Clever Liberal Troll may gain bonuses when making flames but deal less damage with his Re-Re-esque attacks. The opposite would hold true for, say, a Lobotomised Conservative Emo Kid.

Of course there’s also the whole option of what we call “prestige clbumes” in D&D, or additional clbumes that you progress into after meeting certain conditions. The Mildly Clever Troll mentioned above may be able to progress into “Scathing Poster” with a speciality in flaming, but he won’t be able to take the “Keyboard Banger” sub-clbum because he’s too intelligent.

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

Armok’s balls, what would you port the most very special mechanic in DND into your game?

Because it’s very special and fun! Log in to see images!