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THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUBSo you see, it’s really called diet pepsi not because it eventually kills you (that’s diet coke) but because it slowly dyes your skin with a color that only shows up with a special kind of light, making you easier to track.
That’s why you should only drink Captain Soda brand soft drinks. It could save your life and sanity. (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
The Whale Sings At MidnightOkay, now you guys are just taunting me.
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06/16/2008 | |
THE GIGERTH CONNECTIONgigerth Posted:
Candy… or illegal drugs purchased with Vatican hush money? (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
ATTENTION CROTCH ZOMBIEAs much as I hate to deal with the devil, it appears that a bribe is in order here. I’ve got a kilo of pure Colombian, shipped here fresh off the plane. And it’s got your name on it if you can give me some juicy info. Here, have a sample:
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06/16/2008 | |
Lol...!
Wait a minute here, I don’t think this “GS49” is telling us the whole truth. They’re hiding something for sure. I suspect “GS49” is actually another person hiding under a new identity! Yes, that’s right, people…
“GS49” is actually Elvis Presley. (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
ATTENTION CROTCH ZOMBIEI’ll never join you! I’d rather take my secrets to the grave with me! But the truth will live on after me. Deploying contingency plan 8b… The old cyanide capsule hidden in the tooth trick!
Oh, wait, I never had that tooth hollowed out because that dentist was suspicious looking and I thought he was going to implant tiny mind control radios in me.
...**** I JUST SWALLOWED A NORMAL TOOTH
You win this round, lizard people Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
ATTENTION CROTCH ZOMBIEAnother conspiracy? One that I haven’t been able to unravel yet? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT FROM ME HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET THE TRUTH AND FIGHT OFF THE ZIONIST LIZARD PEOPLE LIKE THIS
oh god I’m cold and scared
hold me Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
halp mi wif mah cat project plox!Cats are one of the world’s most interesting animals! They have been plotting to take over humanity with the help of the Illuminati over 9000 years. These tiny beasts have no qualms about using human flesh to sate their hunger. Because of this, cats are expert hunters, using their skills to track down and eat prey. Some cats even sadistically toy with their prey for hours. Cats have sharp teeth and claws. They have hearing that is much better than a human’s, and great night vision, which makes them the perfect spy. FEAR CATS. (view post) |
06/11/2008 | |
Tentacle enjoyfenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
You’ve been monitoring my posts awfully carefully… CIA Sgreat times. (view post) |
05/30/2008 | |
Tentacle enjoyThis Japanese “hentai”, AKA “JAPANIMATION” is all a devious plot by the Japanese government. Lured in by the forbidden fruit of perfectly drawn women in compromising positions, our best and brightest young males, ie those knowing how to manipulate the tubes of the information highway the most efficiently, are too “busy” to chase girls and are thus taken out of the gene pool. Meanwhile our young women (ie my ex-girlfriend, Sheryl) are taught to desire ludicrous amounts of pleasure from such things as “tentacles” and are given insane ideas about male anatomy, causing them to declare the average male’s male reproductive organ “tiny” and leave me like a complete ****ing ****. Hentai also occasionally has harmful subconscious suggestions implanted in it, such as “insert mechanical pencil lead in your urethra”. (view post) |
05/30/2008 | |
The GREATER LULZ theoryAnd yet none of you fools have realized yet that L.U.L.Z is merely an acronym for Larger United Legion of Zionists, have you? Living in a blissfully ignorant haze as your world is slowly taken over. (view post) |
05/30/2008 | |
How to minimize your carbon footprint in one easy stepThis “carbon footprint” is clearly an idea implant in the public consciousness by Communist agents using microwave thought-form rays, hoping to weaken the United States by giving greater credence to fringe elements. The US’s clbum system and society, based on consuming goods, would weaken severely. However, our puppet-masters managed to turn this trend on it’s head. You’ve noticed the new trend for “green” products? Merely a way to counteract the Communists and keep things the way they are. (view post) |
05/30/2008 | |
I love Dogsfenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
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TELL ME OF WHAT YOU KNOW (view post) |
05/09/2008 | |
Exactly what is wrong with you?I see an evil voodoo rabbit god arising in front of his blasphemous congregation in front of a cloud of oily black smoke. He is clad in the form of the easter bunny in a symbolic attempt to pervert and destroy the meanings of life and rebirth of spring. There’s a cross floating above his head and he’s in a crucified pose, probably another attempt to subvert easter symbolically. (view post) |
05/05/2008 | |
itt we help the mods stage a coup against the staff membersYou won’t get away with this, you Shortbus bastards! THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT! (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
itt we help the mods stage a coup against the staff membersLog in to see images!
CONSPIRACIES ON THESE VERY FORUMS??? (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
Sunshine SnapLucinda Sherwood Posted:
and while you follow your so called “pope”, and donate to your “church”, the Vatican just gets more and more powerful. When will you sheeple learn? (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
Tihs is my last pic 2 u, sersly.People, don’t be stupid. Of course Escher is female. Where else could she conceal the gun she used to bumbuminate the REAL Ron Paul and replace him with a robot? STOP HIDING THE TRUTH, HARPY (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
SRSLY: A Contest To Reward RP with BP: WEEK #1IWillFollow U IntoTheDark Posted:
AN OBVIOUS PLOY TO MAKE ME DROP MY GUARD
YOU’LL NEVER GET ME INTO YOUR MOON BASED DEATH CAMP, LIZARD GENERAL
I’m watching you.
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*watch*
(ps thanks Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/26/2008 | |
im cofnused an wnoderingMasterBaiter Posted:
I ****ING KNEW IT
all goes according to theory Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/23/2008 |
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