This Japanese “hentai”, AKA “JAPANIMATION” is all a devious plot by the Japanese government. Lured in by the forbidden fruit of perfectly drawn women in compromising positions, our best and brightest young males, ie those knowing how to manipulate the tubes of the information highway the most efficiently, are too “busy” to chase girls and are thus taken out of the gene pool. Meanwhile our young women (ie my ex-girlfriend, Sheryl) are taught to desire ludicrous amounts of pleasure from such things as “tentacles” and are given insane ideas about male anatomy, causing them to declare the average male’s male reproductive organ “tiny” and leave me like a complete ****ing ****. Hentai also occasionally has harmful subconscious suggestions implanted in it, such as “insert mechanical pencil lead in your urethra”.