You’re in time for the show

You’re the one that I need, I’m the one that you loathe

You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose

Cause i love all the poison away with the boys in the band

we realize that, like every project we undertake – especially my band, which is still looking for a new drummer who isn’t a complete bumhole more interested in hitting on the bbumist than in making important, world-enlightening music – this is doomed to failure, but we hope at least some of you will take pleasure in our pain and loss.

therefore, starting tonight at midnight EST, we will be running a Role-Playing contest. if you would like to take part, please make a post in this thread stating “i’m in” or something to that effect. members of klan SRSLY will be watching the role-playing forums for your roleplay, and at midnight Friday April 25th, we will decide who has most impressed us with their ability to create an interesting character and role-play it the best. the winner will be sent 5 Brownie Points as a reward for their commitment to rp – enough to create a new alt with a new avatar and a new IDC color just in case your personal shame over rp makes you feel you have to change your identity. we understand completely, and suffer with you in the eternal darkness of social conformity.

if you don’t win, or this week is bad for you to have the time to post much (i understand, as much of this week has been spent in a dark depression staring at the ceiling), or if inspiration doesn’t hit you until too late, don’t worry: as the title states, this is only the first week, and we plan on running this contest several times.

the only real rules: don’t break board rules; we won’t pay attention to RP in the non-RP forums, so don’t screw around in those places; we will pay attention to rp in IDC, but even though our lives are sad and meaningless with no real purpose, we can’t promise to have someone watching there constantly, so if you think you did good RP then TM a copy of it to me or Natalie.

As if there’s any real Troll competition . . .

Of course I’m in, fine upstanding member of societys.

BirdofPrey Posted:

you mean i can maybe get brownie points for being a douche as usual?

ok cool

actually, the point is generally to be a different type of douche than usual.

IWillFollow U IntoTheDark Posted:

actually, the point is generally to be a different type of douche than usual.

THERE ARE ONLY 2 KINDS OF DOUCHE, THOSE WHO SUCK AND THOSE WHO DON’T

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i’m in

GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BROWNIE POINTS

HMM… This contest is obviously some some sort of trap, possibly by the Zionists, although the lizardmen from the center of the earth could be the culprits too. It’s dangerous, but I’ll have to enter in order to sort out the truth here and SAVE HUMANITY. I can only hope my liver isn’t molested yet again.

Alright, “emo”, I’ll join your “contest”. I’ll join it HARD.

The_Fact_Is Posted:

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Doesn’t he know that’s how basic mind control works? Telepathy was developed by the Popes in Italy to enable communication with and control over the Templars. I thought everyone knew that.

Tarman Posted:

I’M IN fabulous personS

how far in??!!??11!1 Log in to see images!

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roleplaying is for fabulous persons and unhappy married couples