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	URGENT THREAD PLEASE READ oh jesus help I’m allergic to genies! I’m getting the ** out of here. I don’t know why you people think I’m an agent or whatever, but my vast knowledge will never be yours. 10 Popsicles left! oh god icecreamheadacheow** (view post)	06/23/2008
	URGENT THREAD PLEASE READ oh jesus help Gentlemen Posted: Agents, we need to spread the search parameters to include all of England. He could be anywhere. Code Orange. Repeat, Code Orange. HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND THE THREADS I POST ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS? Are… Are you a genie? Log in to see images! (view post)	06/23/2008
	URGENT THREAD PLEASE READ oh jesus help Flamebate, I don’t know how much time I have to write this. You might remember that a few days ago I was being chased… Well, it seems like even my mighty brain isn’t always a match for the overwhelming evil of this conspiracy. I was knocked out and drugged, then woke up in some weird room on this island place… They keep trying to drag information out of me, and they insist on calling me number 12. In the short time I’ve been here, I’ve been drugged, hypnotized, electroshocked… Once they even threatened to shave off my beard. And I haven’t seen Sheryl at all yet! Anyway, I managed to break out of one of their torture rooms and find where they’d stashed my laptop. There was a tracker attached to it, but I managed to hack it off. Most of my files have been wiped, but my midget porn is thankfully intact. At the moment I’m hiding out on one of the outskirts of the town, attempting to build a crude raft out of Popsicle sticks. This attempt has been significantly slowed by the fact that the popsicles need to be eaten first. Any ideas, Flamebate? (view post)	06/23/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome HELLO FLAMEBATE: This is your old buddy “The_Fact_Is”. You may have been wondering what’s been going on: Well, it seems like I was under a lot of stress. But don’t worry! These nice men are going to take me on an Island vacation, where I’ll be all fixed! Once again, this is Fact, not an impersonator using his computer. Thanks for your time. (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome **, **, i can see their legs, and i’m boxed in internet, if I die, it’s up to you to carry the torch. the truth must noooooootttttttertemrtg nrtggdbfh (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome okay, hiding under a banana stall oh god my leg is still bleeding, and the sandwich is ruined I’m pretty sure blood and cheese isn’t kosher either Log in to see images! (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome THE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE Posted: Watch the vendors closely. Some of them have rather apish qualities, don’t you think? Paranoia is no excuse for hating our negro cousins. It is hardly their fault they were bred the way they were by our alien controllers. (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome **** YOU GUYS Detouring into fruit market as we speak, hopefully that will throw the monkey off (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome oh god trying to fashion a makeshift tourniquet from sandwich as we speak mustard burns aaaah (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome correction: running, typing, bleeding and eating a delicious sandwich more updates soon, friends! DON’T LET THEM FOOL YOU (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome Gentlemen Posted: It was indeed. We saw it. We are searching you laptop now. Very interesting. That was the decoy Log in to see images! RUNNING AND TYPING WITH THE REAL ONE AS WE SPEAK, THANKS TO WIRELESS INTERNETS AHAHAHA and bleeding oh god so much blood (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome augh ** ** jumping out window dramatically bad idea ow (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome The Hitcher Posted: Are you bullet-proof, boy? YOU’LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome What witchcraft is this? White taxis? Must look into possible KKK/Vril society connections… BUT NOT NOW. Must stay focused… I warn you, if Sheryl isn’t back here (outside of the court ordered area I need to stay clear of) soon, there’ll be SUCH a scathing article in the Weekly World News! (view post)	06/20/2008
	An Ephiphany. -rocky-sadly- Posted: We are all humans. We eat. We sleep. We do lots of stuff. But are we really what we are? Do we have the concept which is called “will”? Do we really have a life of our own? No. We have no will. We have no life to call our own. All we have is an unknown master. This master of which I speak of toys with one person. He makes one person here do his will and said person does it without thinking. Everyone has a master. 4 people might have 1 master. These masters toy with these people, as I’ve said earlier. Now, some of you might say that we need to revolt against them. But even if you revolt, you’re still doing the will of your master. EVERYTHING you do is according to the will of your master. Why they do this? We may never know. Who am I? It’s not important. It is just important for you all to know this little factoid. Have a good day. I started using a tinfoil hat and things really cleared up for me Log in to see images! (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome Gentlemen Posted: The man lives behind The Agency. Perhaps you would like to contact him yourself, after a brief stay on The Island. I’ll never go to your “Island”! NOT FOR ALL THE HULA YETI GIRLS IN THE WORLD. (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome Gentlemen Posted: I see you didnt know yet, The Fact Is. Well, the truth is out. We are holding her for information. She is on The Island. You… You… SON OF A ****! She doesn’t know anything! She’s been blinded by The Man’s lies! That’s why she left me when I started taping newspaper articles to the wall! (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome Gentlemen Posted: How he knows we have Sheryl still astounds me… how did you come up to find this information? wait what ... ... ... WHAT (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome WHY MUST YOU DO THIS IT SAID FOR YOU NOT TO READ Log in to see images! (view post)	06/20/2008
	The Gentlemans Club: DO NOT READ THIS others welcome Okay, I think I have come up with a surefire plan to find out what they’re hiding. Log in to see images! This could be dangerous, though… Any ideas? (view post)	06/20/2008

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