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URGENT THREAD PLEASE READ oh jesus help
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Flamebate, I don’t know how much time I have to write this. You might remember that a few days ago I was being chased… Well, it seems like even my mighty brain isn’t always a match for the overwhelming evil of this conspiracy. I was knocked out and drugged, then woke up in some weird room on this island place…
They keep trying to drag information out of me, and they insist on calling me number 12. In the short time I’ve been here, I’ve been drugged, hypnotized, electroshocked… Once they even threatened to shave off my beard. And I haven’t seen Sheryl at all yet!
Anyway, I managed to break out of one of their torture rooms and find where they’d stashed my laptop. There was a tracker attached to it, but I managed to hack it off. Most of my files have been wiped, but my midget porn is thankfully intact.
At the moment I’m hiding out on one of the outskirts of the town, attempting to build a crude raft out of Popsicle sticks. This attempt has been significantly slowed by the fact that the popsicles need to be eaten first. Any ideas, Flamebate? |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:41PM |
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Agents, we need to spread the search parameters to include all of England. He could be anywhere.
Code Orange. Repeat, Code Orange. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:42PM |
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Well, buddy, I’d suggest just staying put. They seem like a nice sort, you know? |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:43PM |
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Gentlemen Posted:
HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND THE THREADS I POST ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS?
Are… Are you a genie? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:43PM |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:45PM |
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Well, blast, 12’s out and I doubt he’s giving me an ear to mouth off to. I’ve got the trail, and I’m trackin’ the bastard down. Seems he’s heading to the Strait, though I’m not quite sure. A clever one, he is. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:46PM |
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Gah, this one is barely worth effort, I can't tell if he is strong willed or stupid, but I'll send out the search groups on stand by. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:46PM |
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You can’t run! The gigantic bubbles will come after you. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:46PM |
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Died Posted:
Good. Number 12 is somewhat of an enigma… while on The Island, he never broke. Not even a small fact… the files were right about his strong will. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:48PM |
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Anyone considered the possibility that he knows nothing? Pretty good chance of that, given how suicidal the bloke is. Trail seems be runnin’ cold. Might have screwed up somewhere, or he may have given me the slip. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:50PM |
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I’m allergic to genies! I’m getting the **** out of here. I don’t know why you people think I’m an agent or whatever, but my vast knowledge will never be yours. 10 Popsicles left!
oh god icecreamheadacheow**** |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:50PM |
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January Posted:
Check Gloucester. I heard of a man checking in there… |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:51PM |
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You can’t run forever, I can smell your fear… |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:52PM |
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The_Fact_Is Posted:
Damnit… she just left Gloucester. We need to follow her trail… she can’t make it to the United Nations… our secrets are with her. |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:52PM |
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Gentlemen Posted: Already did, buddy, and it’s nothing. Perhaps we’re overthinkin’ this, eh? What’s the closest town to the Island? |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:52PM |
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Bear Posted:
I TOOK A SHOWER BEFORE I LEFT YOU male reproductive organ
5 Popsicles left! Oh man, the other conspiracy theorists are gonna make fun of how fat I’m getting. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:53PM |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:54PM |
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Gentlemen Posted:
I’M A DUDE
I HAVE A BEARD
YOU HELPED TORTURE ME YOU male reproductive organ YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:54PM |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:54PM |
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wait I mean I’m a woman
with no beard
You should not be looking for a man with a beard.
Oh man last one omnomnom |
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| Posted On: 06/23/2008 9:55PM |
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