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Politics ATTENTION CROTCH ZOMBIE

Did you honestly think you could keep this hidden from us?

We are THEY, we are THEM, we are here, we are EVERYWHERE you are; and are well aware of your nefarious activities.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

you’re bad at this

just sayin


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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

It is true. We have been watching you for a while. We know of your activities, and exactly the scale on which they are illegal. Don’t think we don’t have eyes everywhere: we do.


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Two things occur to me—as they should you—upon reading this thread.

The first…Monkey, en mi opinión, it is hardly the proper time and place.

As for the second, I know better than to tip my hand, gringos.


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iViva la revolución!

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Another conspiracy? One that I haven’t been able to unravel yet? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT FROM ME HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET THE TRUTH AND FIGHT OFF THE ZIONIST LIZARD PEOPLE LIKE THIS

oh god I’m cold and scared

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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Do not worry, Unlucky. We have not even shown a portion of our hand.


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The_Fact_Is Posted:

Another conspiracy? One that I haven’t been able to unravel yet? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT FROM ME HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET THE TRUTH AND FIGHT OFF THE ZIONIST LIZARD PEOPLE LIKE THIS

oh god I’m cold and scared

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Señor, the only way for you to truly blow this conspiracy wide open is to join us.


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The_Fact_Is Posted:

Another conspiracy? One that I haven’t been able to unravel yet? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT FROM ME HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET THE TRUTH AND FIGHT OFF THE ZIONIST LIZARD PEOPLE LIKE THIS

oh god I’m cold and scared

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The conspiracies go far deeper than even you dare to believe…though that seems impossible considering some of the conspiracies you seem to believe.

...

We should have a long talk sometime soon, to discuss what you know, or think you know…very soon I think.


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
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[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Evil Trout: We ARE watching you, and I must say…you should stop masturbating to my pictures so much. Every once in awhile is fine, but every 5 hours? Give it a rest already…


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The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

I’ll never join you! I’d rather take my secrets to the grave with me! But the truth will live on after me. Deploying contingency plan 8b… The old cyanide capsule hidden in the tooth trick!

Oh, wait, I never had that tooth hollowed out because that dentist was suspicious looking and I thought he was going to implant tiny mind control radios in me.

...**** I JUST SWALLOWED A NORMAL TOOTH

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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Hm. Should we let them know a few facts?


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The_Fact_Is Posted:

I’ll never join you! I’d rather take my secrets to the grave with me! But the truth will live on after me. Deploying contingency plan 8b… The old cyanide capsule hidden in the tooth trick!

Oh, wait, I never had that tooth hollowed out because that dentist was suspicious looking and I thought he was going to implant tiny mind control radios in me.

...**** I JUST SWALLOWED A NORMAL TOOTH

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Just curious…were you aware of the Zionist lizard people connection with the…oh wait that is clbumified.

Nevermind.


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The_Fact_Is

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[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

As much as I hate to deal with the devil, it appears that a bribe is in order here. I’ve got a kilo of pure Colombian, shipped here fresh off the plane. And it’s got your name on it if you can give me some juicy info. Here, have a sample:

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The_Fact_Is Posted:

As much as I hate to deal with the devil, it appears that a bribe is in order here. I’ve got a kilo of pure Colombian, shipped here fresh off the plane. And it’s got your name on it if you can give me some juicy info. Here, have a sample:

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NOT FAIR!!!

You are exploiting my one weakness.

MUST..RESIST…MUST…RESIST…


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Monkey, you must listen to me before it is too late.

We have prepared for this eventuality.

Back at HQ while you were sleeping we implanted a device in your left armpit. Three armpit pokes, a head scratch, and some ****-flinging will activate it.


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UnluckyCharms

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

As for you, TFI…Understand this: we must gather all the evidence before we make a move, lest our valiant efforts be dismissed with laughter.

Now leave Agent 00M alone, or I shall have to take…drastic measures.


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UnluckyCharms Posted:

Monkey, you must listen to me before it is too late.

We have prepared for this eventuality.

Back at HQ while you were sleeping we implanted a device in your left armpit. Three armpit pokes, a head scratch, and some ****-flinging will activate it.

That worked well, but I have such a headache now….flinging **** is one of my favorite things to do too…

I’ll just have to remember to only armit scratch twice before flinging ****.


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