UnluckyCharms Posted:

Monkey, you must listen to me before it is too late.

We have prepared for this eventuality.

Back at HQ while you were sleeping we implanted a device in your left armpit. Three armpit pokes, a head scratch, and some ****-flinging will activate it.

That worked well, but I have such a headache now….flinging **** is one of my favorite things to do too…

I’ll just have to remember to only armit scratch twice before flinging ****.