Possibly a Cabbage's Flamebate Posts

Character Idea: The Suit

I think if any clbum gets added to the game at this point, it ought to be something along these lines. In the real world internet, “Pedantry” is a very important aspect of trolling (all of the best trolls I know are upstanding pedants), and this goes wholly underrepresented. I mean, not everybody who goes out of their way to correct your grammar and spelling on the internet does it because they have no social skills. Some people do it because they’re bumholes, and they know it ****es you off, and it ****es you off in a way that not only fails to embarrbum them, but actually casts them in a good light in the view of some other posters; so it’s a win-win. Someone who will point by point answer an argument via multiquote, and drag an entire forum down the rabbit hole of a three hour discursion on the difference between “chile” and “chili”, touching on culinary anthropology, linguistic standards for transliteration, the true history of the American west, philosophy of etymology, and ethnobotany.

We have clbumes that do their thing via jackbumery (trolls, Hackers), dramatic histrionics (Emos, Camgirls), and idiocy (Permanoobs, Re-Res), but there are no true pedants in the game, and this needs addressing. Unlike things like furries who are really generally just some subset or linear combination of the other clbumes, the Pedant is very much unique in his or her behavior.

Character Idea: The Suit

Balloon Posted:

Yes, but we need clbumes that seem more prominent on the intarwebs. I don’t encounter Smart Alecs often. I do however come across “artists” and sometime “furries”.

Really? I’m up to my eyeballs in Smart Alecs on the internet, but I never come across “artists” or “furries”.

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Web spider

It doesn’t need to be ludicrously good to be worth pricing very high. I would spend millions of Flezz for a webspider that worked like this:

The first time you get a .moar piece from defeating a thread, if the game gives you a piece you already have, there is a 50/50 chance of a reroll (i.e. it rolls again to see what piece you get). There are no further rerolls.

I’d say that would be worth at least a few million flezz.

Character Idea: The Mini Mod

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Why can’t it just be an attack?

On actual forums you’ve been on, have you known habitual trolls or attention whores to mini-mod? Generally, there’s a group of people who habitually mini-mod, kiss up to the mods, etc. separate from the bumholes and drama queens. At least, there have been on the forums I’ve spent on.

So now we can be banned for GRP posts that violate no rules?

Considering that I’ve seen contests in GRP that amounted to “literally kill yourself for huge amounts of BP” I didn’t think that any fake contest would be frowned upon.

All the same though, I upvoted your forum.

Character Idea: The Mini Mod

I do think that this is a better idea for another clbum than a lot of proposals, since it is a distinct way of harming internet communities that’s really very different from the way that other clbumes do it.

I don’t know exactly how a mini-mod would “pwn” a forum, but I’m not entirely clear on what exactly (in the world of the game) “pwning” a forum entails.

Post here if you received a Thesaurus Rex Peen!

I got it, but my peen doesn’t look any longer. Does that happen at rollover?

Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard - Why don't we retire this leaderboard?

I don’t really see a difference between this leaderboard peen and any other peen that nobody who doesn’t have it will ever get.

Barring unusual cirgreat timesstances, nobody who doesn’t have them is going to ever get: Day One, First to the Finish Line, Obey the Permanoob, Vanilla Rush, Vanilla Addict, Code Breaker, E-Pint™ We Broke IDC!, The Artist, Night of the Living Crotched, Dumpster Diver, The June Twenty-Second Incident, Failblazer, Threadconstructr SUPREME, Awesome Sauce™, Quality Unbumurance, Let Them Eat Cake, Pumpkin Krewe, An Extra Quarter, Friend of Bootyhole, Our Personal Army, Census Worker, Baby Bump, Foiled by an bum!, Oranje Pride, or I’ll BINGE to that, Jingjing, Patience My bum, Gambling Addiction, Impressively Pathetic, That’s In-Cred-Ible, and the Season 1 and 2 Dungeon Master, Dominatrix, Submissive, or Gimp peens.

Why don’t we just add 1337 to that list and go on with our lives.

The only real reason to retire that board is if Evil Trout thinks that leaderboard is boring and wants to replace it with something similar that’s less boring.

Selling the best program file for hackers

Physics Posted:

Valid points, Cabbage. Still:

#) it gives +6 Luck

#) it’s a very rare .moar file (only Denture Chat drops it)

Well, Hackers really don’t need much in the way of luck. I manage 70 luck with just beast0rs and .moars, that appears to be enough (there’s no evidence that luck actually helps beyond 50).

But it is a scandalously rare file, so good luck getting as much crazy scratch as you can for it. I’d bid high, but I just spent a fair bit of flezz on Tom Cruise and Incit Photos, so I might catch you on the next one. So instead, enjoy this bump.