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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

scullyangel Posted:

Ex-Parrot

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Someone has nailed this parrot to the perch to prevent him from pushing up the daisies. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. His lifeless eyes seem to be following your every move.

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Proof of public domain.

Hahaha Monty Python.

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

EDIT: Nevermind, re-read the rules more closely.

mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/23/2008 8:19AM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
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[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Photo taken myself, surrender it to the site

Courtney Love’s Used Underwear

“A pair of undergarments that once belonged to “America’s Sweetheart”, Courtney Love.

You won these panties in an online auction because they’ve touched “Celebrity Skin” (and Hole), but “All the Drugs” are probably why these things are so “Awful” and “Uncool”.

Concerning this underwear, your best bet is to “Use Once and Destroy”, as they technically count as a medical biohazard.”

Or, if using song titles is too iffy…

“A pair of used underwear, once worn by Courtney Love.

Won from an online auction, you payed big bucks for these panties because they’ve touched celebrity skin. Truly, you fought in a fierce bidding war to obtain them, but ultimately, no price was too much for a piece of grunge and hard rock history. You only made one, critical mistake.

You forgot this was Courtney Love’s USED underwear.”

PRICE:  16,000

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 1:49PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

L2 Posted:

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Photo taken myself, surrender it to the site

Courtney Love’s Used Underwear

“A pair of undergarments that once belonged to “America’s Sweetheart”, Courtney Love.

You won these panties in an online auction because they’ve touched “Celebrity Skin” (and Hole), but “All the Drugs” are probably why these things are so “Awful” and “Uncool”.

Concerning this underwear, your best bet is to “Use Once and Destroy”, as they technically count as a medical biohazard.”

Or, if using song titles is too iffy…

“A pair of used underwear, once worn by Courtney Love.

Won from an online auction, you payed big bucks for these panties because they’ve touched celebrity skin. Truly, you fought in a fierce bidding war to obtain them, but ultimately, no price was too much for a piece of grunge and hard rock history. You only made one, critical mistake.

You forgot this was Courtney Love’s USED underwear.”

PRICE:  16,000

Good…god…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

It looks like L2 is the winner.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

was Posted:

Looks like I’m an L2 alt

fixed

FAIL edited this message on 05/24/2008 9:14PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

was Posted:

It looks like TUBSWEETIE is the winner and L2 is going to wank off to the scent of the soiled undies.

Properly Fix’d.

Seriously though, the deadline is getting close and I’m tapped for ideas. The suspense is killing me.

child_snake

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 50 Troll

“eBaum”

I modified the picture a little

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Proof of public domain

Evil Trout’s Leaked Sex Video

“Remember Paris Hilton? Our favorite spoiled socialite just found a big challenge for the ‘most-wacthed-sex-video’ trophy.

This boy here was downloaded more than 20 million times in just 24 hours, and shows the ‘Other Other Side’ of the Internet persona, Evil Trout.”

Price: 8000 Flezz

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Improvised Fleshlight

“I know what you’re thinking, but take it easy on the guy who made this. Remember when you were 15, and nobody would buy porn for you? Remember when you were 16 and you started shoving anything you could find up your bum? Remember that time you put a melon in your microwave and tried to **** it last week?

That being said, this thing is pretty pathetic. Putting your male reproductive organ in this thing is about as safe as putting it in a running blender. But I guess if it happens to be Friday, and you just happen to not have a date…”

PRICE:  10

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

I feel like kind of a male reproductive organ for submitting so close to the deadline. I mean I’m still doing it, but I want you to know I care Log in to see images! All pictures taken by me and released to the public domain. The old art projects are mine, too. ...I was a weird kid. The shredded money is real: You can get it as a souvenir in Washington DC where they shred the money too old to use anymore.

Innocent Children’s Pen

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This is a fur covered pen with a cute stuffed animal on top. It’s not suggestive in any way at all.

Discount Furry Mask

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Want to yiff in hell, but don’t want to sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for a decent suit? This discount mask will get you on the road to anonymous sex with sweaty men in suits faster than you can say “pawing off”.

Outsider Art

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Outsider art is a term describing art often made by insane people. This little gem smuggled out of the asylum won’t be worth much until the artist dies, but crazy people off themselves all the time!

Shredded Money

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This money isn’t worth much anymore… On the upside, now you have an excuse to light a cigar with dollar bills.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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The right to Urbum

The long lost right to Urbum. Smelly, torn, poop stained, right to use, abuse and re-sell for your pleasure.

Ppwn price: 4,000

The Link to Public Domain Site

Put 43 by 43 >.< Had to change it

Bear edited this message on 05/26/2008 2:39PM

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

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LAUNDRY CAT

This cat has been specially trained to fold your laundry. Too bad all it really does is sleep all day and shed all over your clean clothes. This is probably the only woman's genitals you’ll ever get, so you might as well take it.


Sells for 1000 flezz?



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mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/25/2008 11:11PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Moar junk, all pics taken myself released into public domain::

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GDR Plaque

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Wonna know why the Eastern Bloc collapsed in 1989? Because all you got after 60 years membership in the Communist Party was this shabby plaque.

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Shoeshine Box

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Ok, so you fail at life. Don’t worry, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel. With this shoeshine box even you can make a living!

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Gun without Trigger

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This gun lacks a certain detail so that you can’t go on a killing spree at your high school and if you want to rob a bank you better not let the cashier have a closer look.

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

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The letter P: Along with being the sixteenth letter of the alphabet it can be used the cause 10 year olds to giggle in clbum. Often used the spell male reproductive organ, woman's genitals and paraskavedekatriaphobia.

Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

An update: our weekly meetings take place at 6PM EST and often go until 9-11PM EST. We will determine the winner during this time and make an announcement afterward.

So feel free to keep submitting until 6PM!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

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WHICH HAS BEEN FIXED

ps dumpster diver is a mbumive male reproductive organtease e-peen

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Compromising Photos of John Stamos

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Blackmail the hell out of everyone’s favorite c-list celebrity with these. There were always questions of his sexuality; upon further investigation it was found that he wasn’t gay, he would just lay there. Still, these pics are pretty convincing.

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 1994  

FAIL edited this message on 05/26/2008 3:02PM

-Ghost-

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I hate my descriptions.

Lawn Poop

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You wake up one morning to fetch your morning newspaper and drink your coffee, when suddenly you find, WTF IS THIS SHI-!.

Pencil

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It’s a pencil… Write about accomplishments… That is if you have any… Lulz.

Radio Pen

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This pen doesn’t only have a radio installed, but it’s also a mp3 player! Now you can pretend to be cool with your new gadget at school. No, your teachers won’t find out, but I make no promises.

Paper Airplane

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The ultimate tool for school. Use it to send messages to your friends, or to distract you from learning… You could also distract other people from learning!

Jesus’ Pick

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The pick of Jesus was once used by Jesus himself. But one day during a band practice with his apostles, he dropped it and it fell from the heavens. It is said that his pick was last seen under a carpet of another bands basement.

Girl Scout Cookies

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Don’t eat them. Once you do you can’t go back. You’ll be one of them.

Fake Diamonds

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These diamonds are substitutes for the real thing. Go buy your wife one or even your second wife one.

Dud Grenade

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Is it a dud? I hope it is. Why don’t you find out?

Deed to Alaska

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The Russians want there land back. To bad America owns it now. We have your oil comrade.

Chewed up Bear

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Not much to say here. You left your favorite stuffed animal on the ground and out of no where you dog destroys it to hell. Your fault.

Cereal Box

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NOM NOM NOM!

Sugar mammary glands

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Who knew cereal like this existed? Now you can enjoy yourself at night and in the morning!

One Bullet

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Always save one bullet. It’s your last resort against the Crotch Zombies.

Broken Console

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People take games to seriously nowadays. Look what happen to this thing.

Broken TV

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You and your friends are watching The Ring. As you finish the movie your TV replays the well scene. I think you know what happens next.

Broken Camera

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You are the photographer. The master of pictures. Until you saw her face. The camera agrees.

Mountain Dewm

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Description here:

Forumwarz Advertisment

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Play this game! Oh wait… You already are! fabulous person!

Anal Lube

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It will be painful without it. All Natural. For bum-lovers only… Or gay people.

-Ghost- edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:31PM

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Must get E-Peen!

PARTIALLY EATEN SAMMICH

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Sure it has a few nibbles already eaten from it, but hey IT’S A SAMMICH!

Price 3

PD link: http://www.pdphoto.org/PictureDetail.php?mat=pdef&pg=7619

Biff Weasley edited this message on 05/26/2008 4:04PM

Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

fine upstanding member of society I want that BROLEX

Project Pat edited this message on 05/26/2008 3:29PM
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