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“Problem Child IV”

I hate my descriptions.

Lawn Poop

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You wake up one morning to fetch your morning newspaper and drink your coffee, when suddenly you find, WTF IS THIS SHI-!.

Pencil

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It’s a pencil… Write about accomplishments… That is if you have any… Lulz.

Radio Pen

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This pen doesn’t only have a radio installed, but it’s also a mp3 player! Now you can pretend to be cool with your new gadget at school. No, your teachers won’t find out, but I make no promises.

Paper Airplane

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The ultimate tool for school. Use it to send messages to your friends, or to distract you from learning… You could also distract other people from learning!

Jesus’ Pick

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The pick of Jesus was once used by Jesus himself. But one day during a band practice with his apostles, he dropped it and it fell from the heavens. It is said that his pick was last seen under a carpet of another bands basement.

Girl Scout Cookies

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Don’t eat them. Once you do you can’t go back. You’ll be one of them.

Fake Diamonds

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These diamonds are substitutes for the real thing. Go buy your wife one or even your second wife one.

Dud Grenade

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Is it a dud? I hope it is. Why don’t you find out?

Deed to Alaska

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The Russians want there land back. To bad America owns it now. We have your oil comrade.

Chewed up Bear

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Not much to say here. You left your favorite stuffed animal on the ground and out of no where you dog destroys it to hell. Your fault.

Cereal Box

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NOM NOM NOM!

Sugar mammary glands

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Who knew cereal like this existed? Now you can enjoy yourself at night and in the morning!

One Bullet

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Always save one bullet. It’s your last resort against the Crotch Zombies.

Broken Console

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People take games to seriously nowadays. Look what happen to this thing.

Broken TV

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You and your friends are watching The Ring. As you finish the movie your TV replays the well scene. I think you know what happens next.

Broken Camera

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You are the photographer. The master of pictures. Until you saw her face. The camera agrees.

Mountain Dewm

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Description here:

Forumwarz Advertisment

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Play this game! Oh wait… You already are! fabulous person!

Anal Lube

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It will be painful without it. All Natural. For bum-lovers only… Or gay people.

-Ghost- edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:31PM
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