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Tardoro, America’s Corpse Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Public Domain Stuff: http://www.morguefile.com/archive/?display=201923& Description: You found the corpse! Once a fine, valiant racing steed beloved by all, now the ultimate in taxidermic decor; you are pretty sure this would’ve netted you millions if its balls, and by corollary, its precious animal semen, weren’t already missing. Value: 313 DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 05/19/2008 7:21PM |
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Posted On: 05/19/2008 7:17PM | View DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Spirit of Jazz
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“I’ll get inside ya, boy!” – With this supernatural entity in your possession, you will be endowed with superhuman musical talent for any and every instrument. Then again, the effect may be a result of the alcoholism bumociated with the musical lifestyle.
Value: 1375
like all other pictures, it’s my own which I am making PD. TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/19/2008 11:49PM |
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Adolf Hitler’s First Moustache
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As a youngster, Adolf was very proud of growing a moustache before all the other boys in his clbum. Unfortunately, he was picked upon mercilessly by the Jewish boys who grew thick, manly ‘staches soon after.
Value: 6 million souls. Currency conversions value it at 4400
Original source of picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Corey_J_Smith.JPG Also used some free photoshop brushes. TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/20/2008 1:19AM |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 1:12AM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
OBSCURE FETISH PORN SITE ACCOUNTS
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Access to obscure fetish porn sites, including FatChicksEatingHotpockets.com, YourMomIsOpenFor.biz, and ****sRidingMopeds.org! For a limited time, this bundle also includes the popular CatsWearingMonocles.net! What more could you possibly want?
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 69 flezz
I made dis. FAIL edited this message on 05/20/2008 2:02AM |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 1:59AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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I was going to submit all my ideas at the last minute, but I might get screwed in the end that way. So I’ll submit two of mine now.
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”The Italian”
“A false mustache, made of only the finest pubic hair.
Rumored to have been invented by Gianni Versace whilst blowing heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein, “The Italian” became an overnight success shortly after his death. Enjoying most of it’s popularity in Italy, this fashion accessory has been masterfully crafted from the pubes of only the most beautiful models and porn stars. Comes in many shades of black, red, and blond; ask a store employee for help on matching it to the carpet.”
PRICE: ~ 10,000
NOTE TO EVIL TROUT: I will post a picture of me wearing “The Italian” for an E-Peen. Log in to see images!
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Unused Ammunition from Columbine
“In the span of you’re internet career, you’ve pwned countless websites. You’ve pwned furries, you’ve pwned camwhores…you even pwned your own grandmother on the “80 Years+ SexFindr™” forums. But even a hardened veteran like you would never have the balls to pwn these people in REAL LIFE.
Unlike you, some people have the courage to put their lives on the line for truly epic lulz. This unused bullet is a relic that belonged to two such…an heroes.”
PRICE: ~ 1,000 Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 1:38PM |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 2:23AM | View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Brilliance. Now do ‘The Doctor and the Pencil’! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 2:28AM | View Something_Witty's Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Hahaha this is so good.
Corey looks so sxc with a moustache… |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 2:43AM | View my_mother's Profile | # | ||||||
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One Week Getaway in American Castle Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Spend a fun filled week in a real American Castle! Enjoy the spectacular view from the windows of this luxury vacation spot. A vacation fit for a king, conveniently located only five minutes from Burger Land!
Ppwn Shoppe price: 2342 flezz. ——- I took the picture myself, releasing it into the public domain. |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 9:16AM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
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Amasius Posted:
Am I the only one surprised that you actually own this? |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 11:10AM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’ve had friends whose parents had a bunch of stuff like that. their house was a treasure trove of tack.
they had a boob mug that you drink out of the nipple. |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 11:30AM | Pickled male reproductive organbum... | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
Heh. But don’t get any false hopes, I have to disappoint you – that’s the only male reproductive organ I suck. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 11:32AM | View Amasius's Profile | # | ||||||
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Novelty Remote Control Helimale reproductive organter
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This amusing toy is perfect for disrupting political conferences and amusing your guests at parties. Caution: Although sturdily built, the shaft cannot withstand impact of vigorous children or angry invigilators.
Value: 150 TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/20/2008 8:23PM |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 8:21PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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L2 Posted:
actually thats not a bullet at all, its a shotgun shell, looks like about a 410 gauge, you might wanna change title to shotgun shell. good entries tho!
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 8:28PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||
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or use the more general “ammunition” |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 8:37PM | Pickled male reproductive organbum... | # | ||||||
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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: thats even better.
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 8:40PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||
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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:
yeh i totes thought u were talkin about the helimale reproductive organter i was like OMG IT SHOOTS!! |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 10:44PM | View noSEXjustKITTEN's Profile | # | ||||||
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wilD-****22 Posted:
Yeah, it’s a 410 gauge shotgun shell. I was trying to use a general term; but yeah, I should edit. Thanks. |
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Posted On: 05/20/2008 11:39PM | View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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noSEXjustKITTEN Posted:
lol
re submisson: -no prob, and yeah shotgun shell is a bit too long i agree..ammo works, etc. wilD-sLuT22 edited this message on 05/21/2008 12:33AM |
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ELDERLY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION
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Livin’ in Florida can make you really lazy. It’s too much sun actually, so why walk anymore? Take this Scooter instead of walking to the bingo game. Senior Chicks like it also.
SIGNED PICTURE OF THE DALAI LLAMA
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Extremely rare picture of the world’s favorite religious leader with an autograph. With the Olympic Games ahead, you can now spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool.
(pic by me) Aldo_Anything edited this message on 05/21/2008 8:43PM |
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Generic Pastel Candy Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
You’ll never get that washed up rock band on stage with this mix of candy in the dressing room. You could, however, throw it at the jackbumes who talk on their cell phones while you’re trying to watch a movie.
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Seasonal Centerpiece Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
This is a slightly used centerpiece celebrating the the Autumn Harvest. It reminds you of all the artsy crap your Aunt Charlotte made when she found out your Uncle male reproductive organ was leaving her for the pool man.
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——- Ex-Parrot Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
Someone has nailed this parrot to the perch to prevent him from pushing up the daisies. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. His lifeless eyes seem to be following your every move.
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