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DOPE-HARDCOR-
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Tardoro, America’s Corpse

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Public Domain Stuff: http://www.morguefile.com/archive/?display=201923&

Description:

You found the corpse! Once a fine, valiant racing steed beloved by all, now the ultimate in taxidermic decor; you are pretty sure this would’ve netted you millions if its balls, and by corollary, its precious animal semen, weren’t already missing.

Value: 313

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 05/19/2008 7:21PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

The Spirit of Jazz

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“I’ll get inside ya, boy!” – With this supernatural entity in your possession, you will be endowed with superhuman musical talent for any and every instrument. Then again, the effect may be a result of the alcoholism bumociated with the musical lifestyle.

Value:  1375

like all other pictures, it’s my own which I am making PD.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/19/2008 11:49PM

TUBSWEETIE

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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Adolf Hitler’s First Moustache

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As a youngster, Adolf was very proud of growing a moustache before all the other boys in his clbum. Unfortunately, he was picked upon mercilessly by the Jewish boys who grew thick, manly ‘staches soon after.

Value: 6 million souls. Currency conversions value it at  4400

Original source of picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Corey_J_Smith.JPG

Also used some free photoshop brushes.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/20/2008 1:19AM

FAIL

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

OBSCURE FETISH PORN SITE ACCOUNTS

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Access to obscure fetish porn sites, including FatChicksEatingHotpockets.com, YourMomIsOpenFor.biz, and ****sRidingMopeds.org! For a limited time, this bundle also includes the popular CatsWearingMonocles.net! What more could you possibly want?

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 69 flezz

I made dis.

FAIL edited this message on 05/20/2008 2:02AM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I was going to submit all my ideas at the last minute, but I might get screwed in the end that way. So I’ll submit two of mine now.

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Photo taken myself, surrender it to the site.

”The Italian”

“A false mustache, made of only the finest pubic hair.

Rumored to have been invented by Gianni Versace whilst blowing heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein, “The Italian” became an overnight success shortly after his death. Enjoying most of it’s popularity in Italy, this fashion accessory has been masterfully crafted from the pubes of only the most beautiful models and porn stars. Comes in many shades of black, red, and blond; ask a store employee for help on matching it to the carpet.”

PRICE: ~ 10,000

NOTE TO EVIL TROUT: I will post a picture of me wearing “The Italian” for an E-Peen. Log in to see images!

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Photo taken myself, surrender to the site

Unused Ammunition from Columbine

“In the span of you’re internet career, you’ve pwned countless websites. You’ve pwned furries, you’ve pwned camwhores…you even pwned your own grandmother on the “80 Years+ SexFindr™” forums. But even a hardened veteran like you would never have the balls to pwn these people in REAL LIFE.

Unlike you, some people have the courage to put their lives on the line for truly epic lulz. This unused bullet is a relic that belonged to two such…an heroes.”

PRICE: ~ 1,000

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 1:38PM

Something_Wi-
tty

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

The Spirit of Jazz

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“I’ll get inside ya, boy!” – With this supernatural entity in your possession, you will be endowed with superhuman musical talent for any and every instrument. Then again, the effect may be a result of the alcoholism bumociated with the musical lifestyle.

Value:  1375

like all other pictures, it’s my own which I am making PD.

Brilliance. Now do ‘The Doctor and the Pencil’! Log in to see images!

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Adolf Hitler’s First Moustache

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As a youngster, Adolf was very proud of growing a moustache before all the other boys in his clbum. Unfortunately, he was picked upon mercilessly by the Jewish boys who grew thick, manly ‘staches soon after.

Value: 6 million souls. Currency conversions value it at  4400

Original source of picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Corey_J_Smith.JPG

Also used some free photoshop brushes.

Hahaha this is so good.

Corey looks so sxc with a moustache…

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

One Week Getaway in American Castle

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Spend a fun filled week in a real American Castle! Enjoy the spectacular view from the windows of this luxury vacation spot. A vacation fit for a king, conveniently located only five minutes from Burger Land!

Ppwn Shoppe price: 2342 flezz.

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I took the picture myself, releasing it into the public domain.

Evil Trout

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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Amasius Posted:

male reproductive organ Mug

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Do you like hot coffee? And sucking male reproductive organ? Now you can enjoy both at the same time with this male reproductive organ shaped mug! Sucking male reproductive organ has never tasted better!

Am I the only one surprised that you actually own this?

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I’ve had friends whose parents had a bunch of stuff like that. their house was a treasure trove of tack.

they had a boob mug that you drink out of the nipple.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Evil Trout Posted:

Am I the only one surprised that you actually own this?

Heh. But don’t get any false hopes, I have to disappoint you – that’s the only male reproductive organ I suck. Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Novelty Remote Control Helimale reproductive organter

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This amusing toy is perfect for disrupting political conferences and amusing your guests at parties.

Caution: Although sturdily built, the shaft cannot withstand impact of vigorous children or angry invigilators.

Value: 150

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/20/2008 8:23PM

wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

L2 Posted:

I was going to submit all my ideas at the last minute, but I might get screwed in the end that way. So I’ll submit two of mine now.

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Photo taken myself, surrender it to the site.

“The Italian”

“A false mustache, made of only the finest pubic hair.

Rumored to have been invented by Gianni Versace whilst blowing heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein, “The Italian” became an overnight success shortly after his death. Enjoying most of it’s popularity in Italy, this fashion accessory has been masterfully crafted from the pubes of only the most beautiful models and porn stars. Comes in many shades of black, red, and blond; ask a store employee for help on matching it to the drapes.”

PRICE: ~ 10,000

NOTE TO EVIL TROUT: I will post a picture of me wearing “The Italian” for an E-Peen. Log in to see images!

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Photo taken myself, surrender to the site

Unused Bullet from Columbine

“In the span of you’re internet career, you’ve pwned countless websites. You’ve pwned furries, you’ve pwned camwhores…you even pwned your own grandmother on the “80 Years+ SexFindr™” forums. But even a hardened veteran like you would never have the balls to pwn these people in REAL LIFE.

Unlike you, some people have the courage to put their lives on the line for truly epic lulz. This unused bullet is a relic that belonged to two such…an heroes.”

PRICE: ~ 1,000

actually thats not a bullet at all, its a shotgun shell, looks like about a 410 gauge, you might wanna change title to shotgun shell. good entries tho!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

or use the more general “ammunition”

wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

or use the more general “ammunition”

thats even better.

noSEXjustKIT-
TEN

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

or use the more general “ammunition”

yeh i totes thought u were talkin about the helimale reproductive organter i was like OMG IT SHOOTS!!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

wilD-****22 Posted:

actually thats not a bullet at all, its a shotgun shell, looks like about a 410 gauge, you might wanna change title to shotgun shell. good entries tho!

Yeah, it’s a 410 gauge shotgun shell. I was trying to use a general term; but yeah, I should edit. Thanks.

wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

noSEXjustKITTEN Posted:

yeh i totes thought u were talkin about the helimale reproductive organter i was like OMG IT SHOOTS!!

lol

re submisson: -no prob, and yeah shotgun shell is a bit too long i agree..ammo works, etc.

wilD-sLuT22 edited this message on 05/21/2008 12:33AM

Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

ELDERLY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION

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Livin’ in Florida can make you really lazy. It’s too much sun actually, so why walk anymore? Take this Scooter instead of walking to the bingo game. Senior Chicks like it also.

proof

SIGNED PICTURE OF THE DALAI LLAMA

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Extremely rare picture of the world’s favorite religious leader with an autograph. With the Olympic Games ahead, you can now spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool.

(pic by me)

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 05/21/2008 8:43PM

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Generic Pastel Candy

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You’ll never get that washed up rock band on stage with this mix of candy in the dressing room. You could, however, throw it at the jackbumes who talk on their cell phones while you’re trying to watch a movie.

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Proof of public domain.

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Seasonal Centerpiece

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This is a slightly used centerpiece celebrating the the Autumn Harvest. It reminds you of all the artsy crap your Aunt Charlotte made when she found out your Uncle male reproductive organ was leaving her for the pool man.

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Proof of public domain.

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Ex-Parrot

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Someone has nailed this parrot to the perch to prevent him from pushing up the daisies. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. His lifeless eyes seem to be following your every move.

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Proof of public domain.

scully edited this message on 05/22/2008 10:05AM
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