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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

GREAT-GRANDPA’S PHONE

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You remember the days before cell phones, when land lines and AT&T ruled the universe? No? Well, that’s okay, my great-grandfather doesn’t remember either, which is how I got this phone. My gift to you.

Ppwn Shop price:  250

(Photos taken by me and released to public domain.)

I took these pics before reading all of the entries, I’m so sad you beat me to it. My phone is so much gayer, too. Log in to see images!

My for real phone:

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Taken myself (it’s real too):

MIXED CD FROM AN EX

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A mixed CD made by someone’s EX. Only good for microwave light shows; all exes have terrible taste in music.

Price  4

I have at least 6 more coming. I suck at the descriptions, feel free to make suggestions!

Odalisque edited this message on 05/16/2008 2:51AM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Odalisque Posted:

I have at least 6 more coming. I suck at the descriptions, feel free to make suggestions!

If it were my idea the description would include a few songs like “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Livin on a Prayer”.

FAIL edited this message on 05/16/2008 3:00AM

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

All photos take by me, released to public domain.

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This Thing

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Hey, I found this thing. I have no idea what it’s for, or where it’s from, but it looks useful. 4

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Pile of Outdated Software

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A mbumive collection of system software, bundled software, update discs, and such. They are all obsolete as they date back to several months ago. 27

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#1 Dad Mug

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This mug clearly indicates that the owner is, in fact, the #1 Dad. It’s shape is perfect for holding liquids and solids. 13

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

pictures by me again and released to the public domain. Log in to see images!

TOME OF BLASPHEMOUS HORRORS

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This book is supposed to contain secrets man should never know, tales of eldritch terrors beyond comprehension and non-Euclidean geometry. Even touching it is supposed to drive a man insane.

Kind of unimpressive compared to goatse, though.

LEAKED CHILDREN’S NOVEL

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This is a leaked advance copy of the latest book in the popular “Wizard Boy” series. The writing is overrated, but the sweet tears of children and immature adults when you spoil the book sure aren’t!

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

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Hey, man, do you want some of the good stuff? This isn’t the weak **** you find in the stores. No, this is pure, high grade Ritalin. I understand if it’s too intense for you, though.

FIRST AID KIT

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Your mother’s basement can be a dangerous place. Why not be prepared?

crayoncakes edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:23PM

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Tadpoles

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he’d spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he’d yell out, “Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!”

Flezz 55

why would you steal from jack handy

why

By the way, I hate how good some of you are at this. Log in to see images!

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

why would you steal from jack handy

why

By the way, I hate how good some of you are at this. Log in to see images!

Because I LOVE Jack Handy LOVE LOVE LOVE Handy.

Best stuff ever.

It wasn’t stealing so much as a tip of the hat to the greatest stuff ever written. It was meant as a compliment to a genius.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Because I LOVE Jack Handy LOVE LOVE LOVE Handy.

Best stuff ever.

It wasn’t stealing so much as a tip of the hat to the greatest stuff ever written. It was meant as a compliment to a genius.

Jack Handy is pretty damn awesome. Log in to see images!

Zeph

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
20

[GAK-dan]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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Grues are known for eating adventurers (of the textual kind) who foolishly wander around in the darkness. Now you can have one of your very own! This one has been kept in a box for easy exchange. If you let it out, it probably won’t eat you. Maybe. You did get a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game right?

Sell Value: 10 * player’s top score in “Trapped in the Cupboard”

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Cicadalek

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8

[The Protected]

Level 42 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Pile of Paper Clips

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Though the advent of word processors have made these colorful office supplies redundant, you could still possibly trade them for a house on eBay. Or recreate the joys of childhood and see how many you can get up your nose.

Or, you know, throw ‘em away and buy a stapler.

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Goodwill Among Men

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An elusive substance which became suddenly and incredibly hard to find around the time the Internet became widely-used. Now prized by jewelers for its rarity.

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Cicadalek edited this message on 05/17/2008 8:17AM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

This one has two possible captions.

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Genuine Troll

Smuggled out of a fairy tale in Norway, this charming little fellow is the perfect inspirational curio for any would-be internet bumhole.

OPTION B

Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Figurine

The world famous negro rights activist has been further immortalized in this charming caricature.

Ppwn Shoppe Value:  2974

noSEXjustKIT-
TEN

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
15

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Something_Witty Posted:

Child’s Drawing

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Swiped from a children’s sick ward, it’d be wise to hold onto this one for a while. Everyone knows art value SKYROCKETS when the artist croaks.

i like it, would add “For decorating your ****ty cubicle.”

noSEXjustKIT-
TEN

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
15

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

The United Nations

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This UN comes complete with world renown Security Council. Use it to seem productive when you’re feeling lazy or fair and unbiased when you really need something!

Public Domain Info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Unrwa.gif

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

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ASCII Porn

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These floppys contain a collection of the hottest ASCII porn! Fapping has never been better then in the 80s! Now all you need is a floppy drive and a green monochrome monitor…

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Red Suspenders

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Hey fattie – can’t your belt keep your pants up anymore? About time for some suspenders! To bad these are of childs size and wouldn’t fit you.

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Yellowed Shirt with Quillings

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This yellowed shirt has quillings at the sleeves. Perfect if you want to masquerade as a gay pirate!

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Rubber Pig

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A hog for your dog! This Rubber Pig contains a squeaker. Every dog and every human needs a rubber pig! Dogs just love to chew them, make them squeak and shake them about – humans enjoy taking them down the pub inside their coats and pulling them out should there be a lull in the bar room conversation.

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male reproductive organ Mug

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Do you like hot coffee? And sucking male reproductive organ? Now you can enjoy both at the same time with this male reproductive organ shaped mug! Sucking male reproductive organ has never tasted better!

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Matryoshka Dolls

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This is a set of traditional russian Matryoshka Dolls. Unfortunately they are cheap North Korean replicas and half of them are missing.

Amasius edited this message on 05/18/2008 10:27AM

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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A Catcher in the Rye

Sell Price: About a million flezz (5 flezz actual)

So I guess you own this thing now. What are you supposed to do with it? I got no clue. If you twenty one more of these goddamn things you could probably sell them to some cheap bastard in italy for five flezz. What the hell is wrong with the world when some guy could buy a cheap goddamn thing like this for his own money. It kills me.

Pic from Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Catcher-rye-full.jpg

TeeKayEff edited this message on 05/22/2008 7:29AM

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

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Exploit in an Internet Game

This is an exploit to do better in one of those internet games that’s sucking away your social life.

Sell Price:   6

Buy Price:   5

Thingysomeone edited this message on 05/17/2008 9:29PM

noSEXjustKIT-
TEN

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
15

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Thingysomeone Posted:

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Exploit in an Internet Game

This is an exploit to do better in one of those internet games that’s sucking away your social life.

Sell Price:   6

Buy Price:   5

HOTT. 2 ts

wilD-****22

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

everyime i look into this thread i see more genius, theres just too many awesome ones. great, great work ppl

CuteFoxy

Avatar: Teen Girl
2

[PWNERS OF THE INTE-
RNETS
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Genetically Modified Potato

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This starchy vegetable is not very tasty and won’t save you from hunger, but works great as ammo for a spud gun.

Picture taken by me, do whatever you want with it.

CuteFoxy edited this message on 05/19/2008 6:44AM

Cicadalek

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8

[The Protected]

Level 42 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Used Credit Cards

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While almost certainly all canceled or overdrawn, you can still use these to pick locks, just like in the movies – if you ever did anything as exciting as lock-picking, that is. If you’re lucky, they may still have trace amounts of cocaine!

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Dubious Mushroom

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Killer high, or just killer? Maybe this one hasn’t been tested yet! With just one bite, you too can become a hero/martyr in the field of fungal research.

Source: http://www.public-domain-photos.com/objects/amanita-muscaria-1.htm

Cicadalek edited this message on 05/19/2008 6:30PM
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