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Kerridwen_Kali Posted:
I took these pics before reading all of the entries, I’m so sad you beat me to it. My phone is so much gayer, too. Log in to see images!
My for real phone:
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 2:20AM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
Taken myself (it’s real too):
MIXED CD FROM AN EX
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A mixed CD made by someone’s EX. Only good for microwave light shows; all exes have terrible taste in music.
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I have at least 6 more coming. I suck at the descriptions, feel free to make suggestions! Odalisque edited this message on 05/16/2008 2:51AM |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 2:47AM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
Odalisque Posted:
If it were my idea the description would include a few songs like “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Livin on a Prayer”. FAIL edited this message on 05/16/2008 3:00AM |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 2:57AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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All photos take by me, released to public domain. _________________________________________________ This Thing Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hey, I found this thing. I have no idea what it’s for, or where it’s from, but it looks useful. 4
_________________________________________________ Pile of Outdated Software Log in to see images! Log in to see images! A mbumive collection of system software, bundled software, update discs, and such. They are all obsolete as they date back to several months ago. 27
_________________________________________________ #1 Dad Mug Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This mug clearly indicates that the owner is, in fact, the #1 Dad. It’s shape is perfect for holding liquids and solids. 13
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 9:38AM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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pictures by me again and released to the public domain. Log in to see images!
TOME OF BLASPHEMOUS HORRORS Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This book is supposed to contain secrets man should never know, tales of eldritch terrors beyond comprehension and non-Euclidean geometry. Even touching it is supposed to drive a man insane. Kind of unimpressive compared to goatse, though.
LEAKED CHILDREN’S NOVEL Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is a leaked advance copy of the latest book in the popular “Wizard Boy” series. The writing is overrated, but the sweet tears of children and immature adults when you spoil the book sure aren’t!
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hey, man, do you want some of the good stuff? This isn’t the weak **** you find in the stores. No, this is pure, high grade Ritalin. I understand if it’s too intense for you, though.
FIRST AID KIT Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Your mother’s basement can be a dangerous place. Why not be prepared? crayoncakes edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:23PM |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 10:02PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
why would you steal from jack handy
why
By the way, I hate how good some of you are at this. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 10:52PM | View nanalatinojesus ...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 10:55PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
Jack Handy is pretty damn awesome. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 10:58PM | View nanalatinojesus ...'s Profile | # | ||||||
One Grue. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
Grues are known for eating adventurers (of the textual kind) who foolishly wander around in the darkness. Now you can have one of your very own! This one has been kept in a box for easy exchange. If you let it out, it probably won’t eat you. Maybe. You did get a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game right?
Sell Value: 10 * player’s top score in “Trapped in the Cupboard”
Source: http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/List_Of_E_Peen before image editing for cleaning and resizing Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 2:23AM | View Zeph's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pile of Paper Clips Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
Though the advent of word processors have made these colorful office supplies redundant, you could still possibly trade them for a house on eBay. Or recreate the joys of childhood and see how many you can get up your nose.
Or, you know, throw ‘em away and buy a stapler.
Source: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=45
Goodwill Among Men Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
An elusive substance which became suddenly and incredibly hard to find around the time the Internet became widely-used. Now prized by jewelers for its rarity.
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 7:50AM | View Cicadalek's Profile | # | ||||||
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This one has two possible captions.
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Genuine Troll
Smuggled out of a fairy tale in Norway, this charming little fellow is the perfect inspirational curio for any would-be internet bumhole.
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Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Figurine
The world famous negro rights activist has been further immortalized in this charming caricature.
Ppwn Shoppe Value: 2974 |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 1:30PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Something_Witty Posted:
i like it, would add “For decorating your ****ty cubicle.” |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 1:38PM | View noSEXjustKITTEN's Profile | # | ||||||
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The United Nations
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This UN comes complete with world renown Security Council. Use it to seem productive when you’re feeling lazy or fair and unbiased when you really need something!
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 2:33PM | View noSEXjustKITTEN's Profile | # | ||||||
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All pics taken myself released into public domain: ­ ASCII Porn Log in to see images! Log in to see images! These floppys contain a collection of the hottest ASCII porn! Fapping has never been better then in the 80s! Now all you need is a floppy drive and a green monochrome monitor… ­ ­ Red Suspenders Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Hey fattie – can’t your belt keep your pants up anymore? About time for some suspenders! To bad these are of childs size and wouldn’t fit you. ­ ­ Yellowed Shirt with Quillings Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This yellowed shirt has quillings at the sleeves. Perfect if you want to masquerade as a gay pirate! ­ ­ Rubber Pig Log in to see images! Log in to see images! A hog for your dog! This Rubber Pig contains a squeaker. Every dog and every human needs a rubber pig! Dogs just love to chew them, make them squeak and shake them about – humans enjoy taking them down the pub inside their coats and pulling them out should there be a lull in the bar room conversation. ­ ­ male reproductive organ Mug Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Do you like hot coffee? And sucking male reproductive organ? Now you can enjoy both at the same time with this male reproductive organ shaped mug! Sucking male reproductive organ has never tasted better! ­ ­ Matryoshka Dolls Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is a set of traditional russian Matryoshka Dolls. Unfortunately they are cheap North Korean replicas and half of them are missing. Amasius edited this message on 05/18/2008 10:27AM |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 9:09PM | View Amasius's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! A Catcher in the Rye
Sell Price: About a million flezz (5 flezz actual)
So I guess you own this thing now. What are you supposed to do with it? I got no clue. If you twenty one more of these goddamn things you could probably sell them to some cheap bastard in italy for five flezz. What the hell is wrong with the world when some guy could buy a cheap goddamn thing like this for his own money. It kills me.
Pic from Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Catcher-rye-full.jpg TeeKayEff edited this message on 05/22/2008 7:29AM |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 9:21PM | View TeeKayEff's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Exploit in an Internet Game
This is an exploit to do better in one of those internet games that’s sucking away your social life.
Sell Price: 6 Buy Price: 5 Thingysomeone edited this message on 05/17/2008 9:29PM |
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Posted On: 05/17/2008 9:28PM | View Thingysomeone's Profile | # | ||||||
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Thingysomeone Posted:
HOTT. 2 ts |
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Posted On: 05/18/2008 3:46PM | View noSEXjustKITTEN's Profile | # | ||||||
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everyime i look into this thread i see more genius, theres just too many awesome ones. great, great work ppl |
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Posted On: 05/18/2008 4:01PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||
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Genetically Modified Potato Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This starchy vegetable is not very tasty and won’t save you from hunger, but works great as ammo for a spud gun.
Picture taken by me, do whatever you want with it. CuteFoxy edited this message on 05/19/2008 6:44AM |
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Posted On: 05/19/2008 6:43AM | View CuteFoxy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Used Credit Cards
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While almost certainly all canceled or overdrawn, you can still use these to pick locks, just like in the movies – if you ever did anything as exciting as lock-picking, that is. If you’re lucky, they may still have trace amounts of cocaine!
Source: http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/details.php?gid=84&sgid=&pid=2548
Dubious Mushroom
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Killer high, or just killer? Maybe this one hasn’t been tested yet! With just one bite, you too can become a hero/martyr in the field of fungal research.
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