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Contest Latest (and greatest) official contest: Show us your junk!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Biff – I TM’d you, but your photo’s have to be 200x200 and 40x40. The top one is too big.

Project Pat

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

Special Christmas Box

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Step 1:  Cut a hole in a box
Step 2:  Put your junk in that box
Step 3:  Make her open the box
Step 4:  Profit.

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 15  

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Sheep

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You don’t want to know how this sheep ended up at the Ppwn Shoppe. No really, you don’t want to know.

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Proof of public domain.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

L2 Posted:

Biff – I TM’d you, but your photo’s have to be 200x200 and 40x40. The top one is too big.

oppsy fix’t! Log in to see images!

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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The Bloody Sun

Eeeeew. It must be Ra’s time of the month. Anubis is gonna be ****ed when he gets home.

Price: 22000 flezz

Proof of public: http://www.public-domain-photos.com/landscapes/sky/bloody-sun-free-stock-photo-4.htm

TeeKayEff edited this message on 05/26/2008 4:23PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

All photos taken by me.

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Chicken Pin

It’s all fun and games when you’re ooh-ing and aah-ing over your child’s art project. You’ll change your tune when you discover the pin on the back and find out you’re expected to wear it.

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Grandma’s Cat Purse

She sent it for Christmas, and didn’t even leave a forgotten penny floating around in there. She did pre-coat it with cat fur, though. Just hold on to it until next Christmas and regift it back to her.

kittiejenn edited this message on 05/26/2008 5:54PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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Lighted Dolphin

Use it for ambient lighting while pwning Dolphin Love, or just enjoy the peace and tranquility it brings to the room. Actually, selling it might be a better option.

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Outdated Globe

Remember when Russia was known as the USSR? Me neither. Looking at this globe is the closest you’ll get to a time machine for a while, so strap in and enjoy the ride.

kittiejenn edited this message on 05/26/2008 5:58PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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Creepy Mannequin Head

This mannequin was used in a beauty school until it lost most of its hair during someone’s tragic first haircut. Now it’s not really usable for anything… unless you can find a good use for the hole in the bottom.

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Cat Hoodie

A cute pink shirt you can dress kitty in for those trips outside the house. WARNING: Use of this item may result in scratches and teeth marks that will take several weeks to heal.

OR

A cute pink shirt you can dress kitty in for those trips outside the house. Your woman's genitals has never been so pink!

kittiejenn edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:00PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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Drink Me

A shot glbum that reads “drink me”. Results are unknown, but it’s highly likely that you’ll end up in Wonderland. Don’t believe me? Go ask Alice.

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Umbrella Hat

Holding an umbrella is so annoying, but this mini umbrella comes with an elastic strap that attaches it to your head. Not only can you use both hands freely, but you’ll look fly doing it!

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Tangled Wig

It’s probably not worth the effort to comb the tangles out, but it’s perfect if you’re cast as a crackwhore in the school play! Crack pipe not included.

kittiejenn edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:01PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

ENTRY NOW CLOSED

FAIL WILL BE ANNOUNCED THE WINNER SHORTLY. THANKS FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS EVERYONE.

EDIT: oops meant to write that as Evil Trout

FAIL edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:16PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Is it too late to submit? I’ve got a couple more ready that I forgot to post.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

If you go back a page, ET says they start their meetings at 6pm E (server time) so I think you missed it. Maybe if you post it it will be seen, but I dunno.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Eh, I already got an epeen, I’m not going to bother.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Odalisque Posted:

Eh, I already got an epeen, I’m not going to bother.

Yeah…ET can be good at making exceptions, but he’s also good at saying “We said/didn’t say this”, so I doubt he’d let them ride.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

kittiejenn Posted:

A shot glbum that reads “drink me”. Results are unknown, but it’s highly likely that you’ll end up in Wonderland. Don’t believe me? Go ask Alice.

You are ****ing wrong wrong wrong wrong wrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooonnnnggg.

Drinking the glbum makes you smaller >:U

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Okay guys, the winners of the contest have been announced!

Congratulations everyone, and thanks for all the great contributions.

Evil Trout edited this message on 05/26/2008 10:10PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Fail really needs a Destroyer of Contests epeen.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Odalisque Posted:

Fail really needs a Destroyer of Contests epeen.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Odalisque Posted:

Fail really needs a Destroyer of Contests epeen.

Or better: CZ should hire him so he can make his own E-Peens (and can’t participate in contests any longer). Log in to see images!

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Also: congrats to all winners, awesome junk.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Lulz on the item btw.

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