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Rage So I was able to stomach enough of episode 3 to get to the Spitfire451 I wrote...

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Good job editing apprentice team. Wouldn’t want to alienate your audience by attempting anything above the artistic merit of Larry the Cable Guy. “Fire Fire!” made a bunch better opening than an homage to Robert Frost. You stay clbumy, San Diego.

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Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

I was the one who edited your mission. Glad you liked it!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Skyman747 Posted:

There was a Robert Frost reference? Log in to see images!

Somewhere on the cutting room floor.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Bashy Posted:

I was the one who edited your mission. Glad you liked it!

I was actually being sarcastic. Perhaps you’ve been writing down to the level of you audience for so long, your mind is not what it once was. I’m sure it’s very rewarding work, coming up with so many euphemisms for bum sex and poo poo.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Steve, has JB commissioned you to do a Merc mission yet?


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

to be honest i preferred Celery Steves version, and for some reason THOUGHT that his Robert Frost reference had made it in. I am now upset it didnt :[.

Being the insignificant schmuck who had the idea on the first place i feel i needed to mention my opinion.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Skyman747 Posted:

Steve, has JB commissioned you to do a Merc mission yet?

Yeah the rough draft goes something like this:

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Hey player you got to help me.

Player: What?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: I was on battlethreadz annoying people and I think I just **** myself auto-erotically asphyxiating myself to furry porn.

Player: Oh, what is that I don’t know big words.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: That’s when I jack of and choke myself, you know like David Caradine.

Player: David who? What’s a Caradine? It better be something about male reproductive organs and poop or I’m going to get bored.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: The guy from Kung-Fu, grbumhopper. Incidentally I just put a grbumhopper up my urethra.

Player: It sounds like carrot. Did you put a carrot up your bum and **** on it and jack off and **** everywhere?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: No that’s only every other wednesday. Tonight was auto-erotic asphyxiation night. Tomorrow’s family movie night.

Player: Family movie night? That sounds… wholesome.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Well if fisting my grandma’s bum while I suck the dogs male reproductive organ and my dad films it is wholesome call me Dudly Do-right.

Player: Gross! I also do not get that reference either because I am 12.


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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

lol


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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah the rough draft goes something like this:

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Hey player you got to help me.

Player: What?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: I was on battlethreadz annoying people and I think I just **** myself auto-erotically asphyxiating myself to furry porn.

Player: Oh, what is that I don’t know big words.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: That’s when I jack of and choke myself, you know like David Caradine.

Player: David who? What’s a Caradine? It better be something about male reproductive organs and poop or I’m going to get bored.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: The guy from Kung-Fu, grbumhopper. Incidentally I just put a grbumhopper up my urethra.

Player: It sounds like carrot. Did you put a carrot up your bum and **** on it and jack off and **** everywhere?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: No that’s only every other wednesday. Tonight was auto-erotic asphyxiation night. Tomorrow’s family movie night.

Player: Family movie night? That sounds… wholesome.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Well if fisting my grandma’s bum while I suck the dogs male reproductive organ and my dad films it is wholesome call me Dudly Do-right.

Player: Gross! I also do not get that reference either because I am 12.

Bravo! You’ve figured out exactly what the users want to see. This is brilliant work, and surely benefits from being aimed at the lowest common denominator. Surely.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

So, are you gonna upload the original draft? Or have the powers that be put you under some kind of embargo?


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Claine

Avatar: 124948 Tue Feb 24 04:07:52 -0500 2009
10

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Yeah I’m curious to see what the original was as well.


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Your mom!


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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Your mom!

This was a reference to my fave ep 3 joke. Log in to see images!


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Celerysteve Posted:

Good job editing apprentice team. Wouldn’t want to alienate your audience by attempting anything above the artistic merit of Larry the Cable Guy. “Fire Fire!” made a bunch better opening than an homage to Robert Frost. You stay clbumy, San Diego.

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And that’s why you were — wait for it — “fired.” Heh, heh.

It should be pretty obvious that the character was yelling “fire” to cause panic in the reader, not because he was channeling Cornholio.

But yes, point taken. You often have to play to your audience. If you want to read poetry, there are plenty of other sites for that.

Anyway, I think I have your original script somewhere, if you’ve resolved to share it with the clbum.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Can you also upload the version in ep 3 as I can’t remember any of it, most likely because it was boring.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2010-03-04 02:36:45 -0500
17

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

If you want to read poetry, there are plenty of other sites for that.

So, what actually happens when mods troll in CD? Do you guys have to ban yourselves?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

So, what actually happens when mods troll in CD? Do you guys have to ban yourselves?

I personally think this entire thread is a troll thread.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2010-03-04 02:36:45 -0500
17

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

Fran Posted:

I personally think this entire thread is a troll thread.

Well, that too.


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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

So let’s see the original then.


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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

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