Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah the rough draft goes something like this:

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Hey player you got to help me.

Player: What?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: I was on battlethreadz annoying people and I think I just **** myself auto-erotically asphyxiating myself to furry porn.

Player: Oh, what is that I don’t know big words.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: That’s when I jack of and choke myself, you know like David Caradine.

Player: David who? What’s a Caradine? It better be something about male reproductive organs and poop or I’m going to get bored.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: The guy from Kung-Fu, grbumhopper. Incidentally I just put a grbumhopper up my urethra.

Player: It sounds like carrot. Did you put a carrot up your bum and **** on it and jack off and **** everywhere?

Dorkwithbum2mouth: No that’s only every other wednesday. Tonight was auto-erotic asphyxiation night. Tomorrow’s family movie night.

Player: Family movie night? That sounds… wholesome.

Dorkwithbum2mouth: Well if fisting my grandma’s bum while I suck the dogs male reproductive organ and my dad films it is wholesome call me Dudly Do-right.

Player: Gross! I also do not get that reference either because I am 12.

Bravo! You’ve figured out exactly what the users want to see. This is brilliant work, and surely benefits from being aimed at the lowest common denominator. Surely.