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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

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You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: ...

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SteamKnight

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

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Stranger: Are you male or female?

You: Male. Y?

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: what does jizz taste of?

Stranger: hi

You: what does jizz taste of?

Stranger: salty different for different men

You: have you tired a few men?

Stranger: no u

You: how do you know then?!

You: CLAMPED!

You have disconnected.


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SteamKnight

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

You: *Giggle* hi

You: :3

Stranger: at least, a human being

You: ...or am I?

Stranger: prove it

You: I could just be a chatbot, you know.

Stranger: 2+2 ?

You: 4

Stranger: wrong

Stranger: i’m talking with a machine

You: Oh no! I…I….I…I…I…

You have disconnected.

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

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Stranger: yo

You: hai

Stranger: you like to eat tacos?

You: Only if they’re between my girlfriends legs

You: Taco bells pretty good too

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shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: my old is 12

are we the only folk there?

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Ask me anything about being an online poker player?

You: do you poke bumholes?

Stranger: No, but I am a registered sex offender.

Stranger: The court requires me to tell you that before I start talking to you.

You: same here im number 3 Log in to see images!

Stranger: **** YOU.


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Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Stranger: what is /b/?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: wtf is 4chan? people keep talking about it on here

Stranger: do you know?

You: I might have the answer….ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Well, enlighten me. They wont leave me alone on here Log in to see images!

Stranger: They made me feel like ****

You: 4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards are primarily used for the posting of pictures and discussion of manga and anime. Users generally post anonymously and the site has been linked to internet subcultures and activism, most notably Project Chanology.

4chan users have been responsible for the formation and/or popularization of Internet memes such as lolcats, rickrolling, and “Chocolate Rain”. The site’s ”/b/” board is by far its most popular and notorious. It is known as the “random” board in which there are minimal rules on posted content. Gawker.com once claimed in jest that “reading /b/ will melt your brain”.[2]

The site’s Anonymous community and culture has often provoked media attention. For planners, this enterprise is “further proof [as well as the YouTube phenomenon] that creativity is everywhere and new media is less accessible” to advertisement agencies.[3] Journalists looked at how an internet destination was hijacked for a prank, so that images of Rick Astley appeared instead of the page that was searched for; the coordination of attacks against other websites and Internet users; and covered the reaction to threats of violence that have been posted on the site. The Guardian once summarised the 4chan community as “lunatic, juvenile… brilliant, ridiculous and alarming. ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: So its a website?

Stranger: GOOD

You: Indeed

You: DONT GO IN THERE!!! ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: I am reporting them to the FBI because they keep harrbuming me

Stranger: they are sexist towards girls like me

Stranger: they kept wanting me to get naked on stickam

You: Right ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: So anyways, how are you?

Stranger: you there babe?

You: Babe as the pig? ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: yes

Stranger: im a pig

Stranger: a fat pig Log in to see images!

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: Okay, I’ll give you a tip

Stranger: alright….

You: GET AWAY FROM THIS CURSED OMEGLE, THIS PLACE IS FULL OF TROLLS AND ANGRY /b/ TARDS! ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ****

Stranger: DONT YOU TELL ME

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

I hope I just made this guys day.

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You: Hello?

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: hello

You: Hi there. How are you today?

Stranger: great Log in to see images!

Stranger: thnx and you ?

Stranger: By the way, who are you, stranger! ?Log in to see images!

You: That’s awesome. I’m pretty good.

You: My name is Steve

Stranger: That’s positive! Log in to see images!

Stranger: Hi Steve, it’s nice to meet you

You: Nice to meet you as well Log in to see images!

You: It’s a beautiful day today, huh?

Stranger: I’m Greg

Stranger: It is!

Stranger: Really

You: So Greg, how old are you?

Stranger: Oh, I’m 23

You: Are you gay, Greg?

Stranger: Not at all

You: Damn.

You have disconnected.


Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey!

Stranger: hi

You: Do you like furries? :3

Stranger: furries?

You: Oh yeh.

Stranger: what’s that?

You: it’s where you dress up in these sexy mascot costumes and have sex with each other pretending you’re animals

Stranger: i am cz, so i dont know what that mean…

You: YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN”T TRIED IT!?

You: HAVE YOU NOT LIVED!?

Stranger: no, i am not pervert…

You: What? Why not?

Stranger: why yes?

You: Err.

You: That’s a good point.

Stranger: w8, wasnt this in CSI:Las Vegas??

Stranger: I think yes…

You: Yeh, the story was based off of me and my friends

Stranger: ah…LOL…


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

I’m thinking we need a contest for this. Funniest trolling attempt? Funniest way to get someone to walk out on you at the first mention of “Forumwarz”?

Start practicing, it’s coming. Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

NotJoePesci Posted:

I hope I just made this guys day.

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You: Hello?

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Stranger: hello

You: Hi there. How are you today?

Stranger: great Log in to see images!

Stranger: thnx and you ?

Stranger: By the way, who are you, stranger! ?Log in to see images!

You: That’s awesome. I’m pretty good.

You: My name is Steve

Stranger: That’s positive! Log in to see images!

Stranger: Hi Steve, it’s nice to meet you

You: Nice to meet you as well Log in to see images!

You: It’s a beautiful day today, huh?

Stranger: I’m Greg

Stranger: It is!

Stranger: Really

You: So Greg, how old are you?

Stranger: Oh, I’m 23

You: Are you gay, Greg?

Stranger: Not at all

You: Damn.

You have disconnected.

LOL’d. The timing on that one was just perfect.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I’m thinking we need a contest for this. Funniest trolling attempt? Funniest way to get someone to walk out on you at the first mention of “Forumwarz”?

Start practicing, it’s coming. Log in to see images!

Too easy to fake.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Stranger: CLAIRE?

You: forumwarz

Stranger: ****


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

MCB if you get a tubmail, give them what they want.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how is it going?

You: Good, you?

Stranger: fine, fine…

You: Cool.

Stranger: how did you find this chat?

Stranger: haha

You: A cool site caled Forumwarz.com

Stranger: never heard of it… i will check Log in to see images!

You: Be sure to tubmail MC Banhammer(That’s me) for free things.

Stranger: ahaha. youre one of the mods?

You: Yep.

Stranger: nice nice nice

You: Yeep.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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You: Forumwarz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I win


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

I AM NOW ACKNOWLEDGING THIS THREAD AS P COOL


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

MC Banhammer Posted:

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You: Forumwarz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I win

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi.

You: John?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: The doctor called today…

You: I have cancer.

Stranger: That’s pretty cool.

You: It’s stage 3.

You: I won’t live.

Stranger: Where?

You: I will die john.

You: Don’t you care?

You: What about our friendship/

Stranger: Not if you’re not gonna tell me where the cancer is.

You: My lungs john.

You: Smokeing has killed me.

Stranger: WTF is “smokeing”?

You: Cancer has made me lose a couple of fingers, I can’t spell correctly.

Stranger: Lung cancer made you lose fingers?

You: But that’s beside the point, I have to admit something.

Stranger: HARDCORE fine upstanding member of society

You: I ****ed your wife.

You: Your kids aren’t yours.

Stranger: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You: They’re mine..

Stranger: I knew.

Stranger: Which is why I raped them.

You: I found your wife on forumwarz.com

You: We hooked up.

Stranger: Dude, I know.

Stranger: It’s okay.

You: Ok john..thank you

Stranger: I just raped the kids and now we’re even.

You: Your mother didn’t die from normal causes.

You: I had a hard on at her house you see…

Stranger: I know that, too.

You: Oh good.

Stranger: Look, dude, I raped your children. Your sins are pretty much absolved in my book.

You: K, gay sex?

Stranger: No thanks.

You: I’m dieing john.

You: I wish to have gay sex with you, why won’t you do this for me in my time of need?

Stranger: No, I’ll get anal cancer.

You: I only wish to receive not give.

Stranger: I’ll still get anal cancer. Lern2medicine.

You: You’ll get anal cancer from sticking your male reproductive organ up my bum.

Stranger: Exactly.

You: Ok.

You: Wear 5 condoms.

Stranger: It’ll just help the cancer spread.

You: Please john..please

Stranger: God, don’t you know anything?

You: I’ll shoot you if you don’t do it john…

You: Either way we will both die sooner or later.

Stranger: BUT I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I CAN’T PAY

Stranger: I GAVE ALL MY MONEY

You: John, I am loading my shotgun.

Stranger: TO SOME KINDA GROOVY RELIGIOUS GUY TWO SONGS AGO

You: Oh cool.

You: I did too.

You: He had some nice beats.

Stranger: You don’t know what I’m talking about, do you.

You: No john, I’m just trying to relate.

You: Cancer has made me try to relate with my friends.

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE A POOOOOOOPSICLEEEEE

You: John, get out of the sun with your laptop, you know how sick you get in the sun.

Stranger: I am not in the sun.

Stranger: I am ON the sun.

You: John, you are getting delusional, go to a hospital please John..

Stranger: Bimn´´

Stranger: Wàdf

Stranger: YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

You: John, please.

Stranger: ZALGOOOO

You: You will die.

You: ZALGOOOOOOOO

You: John?

You: John, please.

You: Reply.

You: Please john, I can’t lose another friend.

Stranger: .dneirf rehtona esol t’nac I ,nhoj esaelP

You: If you wake up and can read this John. And you get out of the sun.

You: Go to Forumwarz.com

You: And meet me there.

Stranger: No, go to http://www.spingain.com/?ref=59921

You: We can discuss our plans for gay sex there.

You: Forumwarz.com is cooler.

You have disconnected.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: My woman's genitals is wet

Stranger: hi

Stranger: really?!!

You: Yeah, wanna cyber?

Stranger: ye

You: k

Your conversation

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futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

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You: forumwarz

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