MC Banhammer Posted:

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Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi.

You: John?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: The doctor called today…

You: I have cancer.

Stranger: That’s pretty cool.

You: It’s stage 3.

You: I won’t live.

Stranger: Where?

You: I will die john.

You: Don’t you care?

You: What about our friendship/

Stranger: Not if you’re not gonna tell me where the cancer is.

You: My lungs john.

You: Smokeing has killed me.

Stranger: WTF is “smokeing”?

You: Cancer has made me lose a couple of fingers, I can’t spell correctly.

Stranger: Lung cancer made you lose fingers?

You: But that’s beside the point, I have to admit something.

Stranger: HARDCORE fine upstanding member of society

You: I ****ed your wife.

You: Your kids aren’t yours.

Stranger: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You: They’re mine..

Stranger: I knew.

Stranger: Which is why I raped them.

You: I found your wife on forumwarz.com

You: We hooked up.

Stranger: Dude, I know.

Stranger: It’s okay.

You: Ok john..thank you

Stranger: I just raped the kids and now we’re even.

You: Your mother didn’t die from normal causes.

You: I had a hard on at her house you see…

Stranger: I know that, too.

You: Oh good.

Stranger: Look, dude, I raped your children. Your sins are pretty much absolved in my book.

You: K, gay sex?

Stranger: No thanks.

You: I’m dieing john.

You: I wish to have gay sex with you, why won’t you do this for me in my time of need?

Stranger: No, I’ll get anal cancer.

You: I only wish to receive not give.

Stranger: I’ll still get anal cancer. Lern2medicine.

You: You’ll get anal cancer from sticking your male reproductive organ up my bum.

Stranger: Exactly.

You: Ok.

You: Wear 5 condoms.

Stranger: It’ll just help the cancer spread.

You: Please john..please

Stranger: God, don’t you know anything?

You: I’ll shoot you if you don’t do it john…

You: Either way we will both die sooner or later.

Stranger: BUT I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I

Stranger: I CAN’T PAY

Stranger: I GAVE ALL MY MONEY

You: John, I am loading my shotgun.

Stranger: TO SOME KINDA GROOVY RELIGIOUS GUY TWO SONGS AGO

You: Oh cool.

You: I did too.

You: He had some nice beats.

Stranger: You don’t know what I’m talking about, do you.

You: No john, I’m just trying to relate.

You: Cancer has made me try to relate with my friends.

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: LIKE A POOOOOOOPSICLEEEEE

You: John, get out of the sun with your laptop, you know how sick you get in the sun.

Stranger: I am not in the sun.

Stranger: I am ON the sun.

You: John, you are getting delusional, go to a hospital please John..

Stranger: Bimn´´

Stranger: Wàdf

Stranger: YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

You: John, please.

Stranger: ZALGOOOO

You: You will die.

You: ZALGOOOOOOOO

You: John?

You: John, please.

You: Reply.

You: Please john, I can’t lose another friend.

Stranger: .dneirf rehtona esol t’nac I ,nhoj esaelP

You: If you wake up and can read this John. And you get out of the sun.

You: Go to Forumwarz.com

You: And meet me there.

Stranger: No, go to http://www.spingain.com/?ref=59921

You: We can discuss our plans for gay sex there.

You: Forumwarz.com is cooler.

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