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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

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Stranger: hay Log in to see images!

You: GTFO

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Listen, I’m coming in here and trolling people and then posting the results on Forumwarz.com.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yooo kurwa
You: ForumWarz?
Stranger: szakaron makaron
Stranger: forumwarz sux
You: Yes.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Most people that suck at real online games say that.
You: If you go play forumwarz.com I will show you my mom's mammary glands.
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: are you ****ing her?!
You: They are very large and firm
You: Just on Thursdays.
Stranger: oh nice
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im ****ing everyday except thursdays !
Stranger: no, i wont go there and i know it sux
Stranger: ;d
You: You can **** my mom every day except Thursdays if you go to ForumWarz.
Stranger: its game or something?
You: It's a good game.
You: You'd be good at it,
You: You start off in the game as a clueless noob that barely understands how the internet really works.
You: You'd be a natural.
Stranger: ill look it
You: Cool!
You: Tell your friends, and then they can **** my mom as well.
You: But not on Thursdays.
Stranger: ;s
You: So...
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im registering
You: Make sure to send a Tubmail to MC Banhammer as soon as you start playing!
You: He likes that sort of thing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I can’t wait for him to get here!

Excellent work, soldier!

Trolling people while getting them to sign up for FWZ = win. Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: onkey male reproductive organs

Stranger: not you again

You: who are you?

You: the game guy?

Stranger: probably

You: or the cyber guy

Stranger: game

You: oh

You: bye

Stranger: it’s fate

Stranger: NO

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: .....

Stranger: twat

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: how are you

You: fine, how are you?

Stranger: fine

Stranger: what brings you on omegle?

You: I’m coming in here and trolling people and then posting the results on Forumwarz.com.

You: You?

Stranger: haha lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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DAMMIT! Mention Forumwarz, there they go! Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

This is after a spam war that he totally lost. Thanks to SEMC for the tips for this attack. That plus I”m loving my new high speed connection at home. I’m a happy Sergeant

Stranger: im the one who stayed the longest i guess?
You: Npe
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: so there are people with no lives :O
You: Let me go script this while I get a beer.
You: I'll go get drunk while you argue with my bot.
Stranger: oh.. i already had 2.. but thats a good one
You: ****tard
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: bots are for nubs
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: well
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: FINE
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: FINE
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: ILL LEAVE
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: ITS OVER BETWEEN US :"(
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
You: Why are you still here?
Stranger: *****slaps*
You: Wait don't go!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: do you like goatse?

Stranger: no

You have disconnected.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi im told this is a good place to meet new friends

Stranger: so was I

Stranger: nice to meet you than

You: nice to meet you. will u b my friend?

Stranger: geez, that sounds a little bit pervert Log in to see images!

Stranger: u r from?

You: nj

You: newark

You: u?

You: not pervert unless u r yucky old

You: like 12

Stranger: ca

Stranger: Fresno

You: do u like dora?

You: dora is fun

You: i like boots

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** YOU

Stranger: wow

Stranger: wanna jack off together?

Stranger: and great times at the same time

You: over goatse?

Stranger: no homo..

Stranger: no

You: forumwarz

Stranger: i was gonna use tube8

Stranger: sir

Stranger: do you

Stranger: or dont you

Stranger: want to jack your **** with me

You: .............

You: only to goatse

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: i bid you good day then sir

You: you are still here…

Stranger: as are you sir

Stranger: but i did bid you good day

You: are you considering goatse?

Stranger: im growing marijuana in my closet

You: mmmmmmmmm

You: mary jane is gooooood

Stranger: yea

Stranger: but i overwattered the moms

You: almost as good as goatse.

Stranger: and they aren’t looking good

Stranger: i have to go jack off


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lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

Stranger: hi

You: HAI

Stranger: m/f?

You: F

Stranger: hi

You: YOU?

Stranger: Location??? me -Florida

You: ME-FLORIDA ALSO

Stranger: Cool,, where?

You: TAMPA

Stranger: Panama City Beach

Stranger: may I ask,,, age?

You: I’M 55

You: YOU?

Stranger: Really…. 52 here

You: OH OK BBY

You: nah i’m actually 16 and from england

You: PERV.

Stranger: so,, your lier

You: yeah i lie

You: you’re old

You: EW

Stranger: What ya look like?

You: i’m blonde

You: you?

Stranger: Light brown hair

Stranger: height?

You: 166cm

Stranger: me – 6’2”

Stranger: mesurements?

You: you’re ****ing old

You: **** off

Stranger: bet you even have hair on your woman's genitals and not shaved like it should be

You: bet you have been castrated.


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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: omigah

You: oh hai

Stranger: is that u thomas

Stranger: THOMAS

You: wat?!

Stranger: WHATS UP DUDE

You: Nothing

Stranger: dude thomas i know its u bro

Stranger: yo where u at fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: i miss you

You: I was hanging out with your sister

You: most sexellent, yo

Stranger: you ****ed my sister?

Stranger: i thought you were gay dude

Stranger: are you ****ing straight?

Stranger: you lied to me this whole time thomas?

Stranger: im comin over


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Stranger: ca

Stranger: Fresno

lol falconfour


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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: girl?

Stranger: forumwarz

Stranger: are you ****ing serious

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: get off mys creen

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: donkey male reproductive organ

Stranger: piece of ****!

You: can eat it?

Stranger: depends =o

You: on what?

Stranger: if u share =[)

You: wanna jizz on out computer screens?

You: our*

Stranger: wow…very tempting….um..hold on

Stranger: uuhh oohh!!! -splat-

Stranger: kk

You: wow…. your fast…

Stranger: yea…i was thinking bout u

You: anyway I gotta post this convo on forumwarz.com so catch

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: is that french?

You: you wish

You have disconnected.


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shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

Auser Posted:

http://omegle.com

thank you!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, do you know root of pi?

You: 3

You: no questions asked

You have disconnected.


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Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: wat u up to#?

You: I am stroking my woman's genitals

Stranger: nice

Stranger: is it called felix?

You: she is very friendly around strangers

You: I haven’t named her

Stranger: cool

You: why would I name my woman's genitals

Stranger: what do you feed her?

You: what the hell is wrong with you?

Stranger: omg yu a girl?

You: Enjoy your virginity

you have disconnected.


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: male reproductive organ!

You: male reproductive organ SHOT

Stranger: great times SHOT!

You: GOATSE SHOT

Stranger: GAY fine upstanding member of society SEX!

You: fine upstanding member of society fabulous person BUM HOLES

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Connecting to server…

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Welcome to our help chat!

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