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The Monarch

Avatar: The Monarch's Avatar
53

[Guild of Calamitou-
s Intent
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I want Venture’s head on a platter. Watch out for Samson though – that guy will go sickbum on you if he finds out.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Dear Santa.

I humbly request MOAR of everything already mentioned in this thread.

Thank you for your cooperation.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I want you to not give the other people that posted in this thread anything.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

was Posted:

I want you to not give the other people that posted in this thread anything.

PS Santa – A nice hot cocoa and a cuddle for Mr. Crankypants. Log in to see images!


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

Vicky Love

Avatar: 62540 2010-03-27 20:18:40 -0400
39

[Klan Apathy]

Level 69 Camwhore

paid for by the Scottish Ellen Degenerous of Forumwarz

I want a new girlfriend. Make her look like Tila Tequila


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¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥• ♥icky Lo♥e •♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

swine Posted:

It’s an obsession. NPCs need my avatar. They want my avatar. I’m compelled.

My apologies.

I wonder whose alt Santa Claus is? Since when does a NPC have a voting ratio?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Olaf the hobo

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[The Airship]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

**** YOU SANTA!!

please give me bp?Log in to see images!


i do this **** for no reason. also give me bp for ep.2 :3

was Posted:

I wonder whose alt Santa Claus is? Since when does a NPC have a voting ratio?

I take it you want a big lump of coal in your stocking like Swine. It’s always so sad to see good little boys and girls doubting my existence and putting themselves on the naughty list.

Fortunately most of the boys and girls here, even that trickster Swine, believe in me despite all the negative publicity I get in the media.

It makes my cheeks glow to have you kids write to me.

Merry Christmas!

Grayson81

Avatar: Corset 2
24

Level 68 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I would like a night with a girl with mammary glands as big as my head.

Failing that, an e-Peen would be nice.

Thank you,

Grayson81

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Santa Claus Posted:

I take it you want a big lump of coal in your stocking like Swine. It’s always so sad to see good little boys and girls doubting my existence and putting themselves on the naughty list.

Fortunately most of the boys and girls here, even that trickster Swine, believe in me despite all the negative publicity I get in the media.

It makes my cheeks glow to have you kids write to me.

Merry Christmas!

Hmm. More clues to who you are. I think that I have a good idea as to your identity.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

-rocky-sadly-

Avatar: -rocky-sadly-'s Avatar
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 54 Emo Kid

“Emo Philips”

dear santa,

how do you feel about a certain farrywings8 saying that you do pushups with your “wand” inside a glbum of milk? how do you feel about him saying that your presents aren’t worth it?

-rocky-sadly-

ps i want a new razor for christmas i lost mine.


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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

/


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Princess Dra-
gonRape

Avatar: Blonde Girl

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 26 Camwhore

bumburgers is awesome lol

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I’d like an apartment with a roof higher than 6 feet up, and a laptop that doesn’t have a keyboard that randomly breaks all the time.

Also, world peace.

Love,

PDR


I r girl, You r fabulous person.

Karl Koch

Avatar: 70525 Wed Mar 18 12:02:48 -0400 2009
55

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Hey Santa, I need more processing power



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the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Santa Claus Posted:

Merry Christmas children!

My sack is bulging with toys for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!


I hope all of you have sent your lists to me! You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys…

If you haven’t, you should get your parents’ credit card because I’ve heard next-day UPS to the North Pole isn’t cheap.


On a slightly obscure note, please remind your parents to prepare your chimneys with a cleaning log. It’s always a pain for Mrs. Claus to get creosote out of my beard.

I want you to be real for Christmas.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

HotShot

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
2

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Greedy morons. Did you read the TubMail from FarryWings8?

Dear Santa

GTFO! Don’t give me presents. Just stay away from me and my cat. I’ll buy presents by myself. I’m a hacker, I can get lots of money and buy any damn thing. I don’t need you, fatbum! STAY AWAY!

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

id like a male reproductive organ please


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deadfine upstanding member of societyba-
bies

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
4

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 24 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

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Ask me about Fingerz’ dragons

Ask me about Fingerz’ nudes

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TJF588

Avatar: TJF588's Avatar
16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Yo Noi— Santa, may I have some Dino-Repellent Bat-Spray?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

naughty-mayh-
em

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
41

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Hello Santa,

Please bring me a new high-rez cam, a nice ****ty sexy dress and nightgown, and a better web thingy to help me get moar files more better.

Maybe if you ask nicely (and bring enough presents, flezz, and BP), we can see about letting you practice with your wand in something besides milk. Log in to see images!

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