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Cl0ckw3rk

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
20

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I could really use some more processing power.

This PruneServ is nice, but it’s really not cutting it any more, and I feel like I could… serf websites almost as well without any computer at all.

Oh, and a pink floyd, ‘cause it’s the cool thing to have right now.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Sup Santa

I could really use some BP

Or an E-Peen

...or a hug

Haruhi Suzum-
iya

Avatar: 56620 2012-06-18 15:13:57 -0400
67

[SOS Brigade]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Brigade Leader, Ultra Director and Chief

On behalf of the entire SOS Brigade, I would like you to bring us a moe mascot for Christmas.

I know you can do it, Santa. I have faith in you.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Dear Santa,

Please do not hold my actions against me. I’m just a loveable jokester. And recently I’ve seen the error of my ways. I repent. I’d like you to remember all the good things I’ve done this year – I gave a homeless person a turkey dinner. (a three million Log in to see images! turkey dinner). I did a bunch of work exposing conspiracies. I made a new BFF. I helped send junk to an internet gaming company. I’ve been so good!

Please don’t hate me. I Log in to see images! you sooooo much!

-Swine-


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swines quest

S for Swine

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I want BP.

And E-peen.

And everything awesome in the world.


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Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
10

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Heya Santa. 7 BP would be really nice. kthxbye


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P4RTYV4N

Avatar: 70849 Wed Jan 07 00:12:11 -0500 2009
7

[Jalapeno Bootyhole-
hearts Child Porn
]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Merry Christmas Santa!

Please bring us peace an love for Christmas.

Thanks.

P4rtyv4n

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Dear Santa

Please kill all fine upstanding member of societys. Not Black People, just the fine upstanding member of societys.

Thanks.

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
10

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Dear Santa,

BP or E-peen is good, I guess.

Hope all is well.

-Ska

PS- Or a hermit crab.

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 12/23/2008 4:33PM

Eligor

Avatar: Leather Boots
4

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

!

SANTA!

I would very much like some BP for Christmas, Santa. Enough for episode 2. And an alt.

Oh and some e-peen would be nice too.

-Eligor


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

ten BP please.


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

dear santa,

i want to **** fingerz.


Ho Ho Ho!

It’s almost time for me to head out! I’m packing as much liquor into the glove box of the sleigh as I can. I always drive a little more carefully when I’ve had a few drinks. Plus Rudolph is a smart deer, he’ll make sure I stick to the road. Man I love that deal I did with Coke to be the winter advertising shill. Rum and cokes are excellent when you’re flying over Greenland.


Don’t tell Mrs. Clause, though. She gets upset if I drink on the job.

But come on, it’s stressful being the hero of 3 billion children who only has one night a year to impress them.

Schiznit

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
3

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Dear santa, I don’t want anything this year….

See, I wasn’t selfish like everyone else, so that means I should get more.

ePeen, BP, riprogrammer moar….what the hell, throw in a pony too.

Cheers fat-bum

PS FarryWings8 says she loved meeting you and wanted to hook up sometime.


Just because I understand you, doesn’t mean I give a ****.

GrahamWellin-
gton

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

[Transsexual-Cross--
Dressers Klan
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Hey Santa, my only request is that you keep your yule log in your pants this time.

Oh, and a pony.


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Dreadnuts

Avatar: 70961 Fri Dec 26 15:56:07 -0500 2008
3

Level 35 Hacker

I'm made of alcohol and cheap sex.

Dear Fatty, bring me some god damn scotch.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Santa Claus Posted:

Don’t tell Mrs. Clause, though.

Santa Claus Posted:

Clause

wat


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

Woops, sometimes I like spice up my spelling with some European flare.

Claus / Clause are both the same, they just depend on where you live or what your heritage may be!

Falconfour, even though I heard you do dirty things in front of pictures of other dirty things, I’ll bring you something extra special this year.

Stabby Rip S-
tab Stab

Avatar: Emo Girl
6

[Rip Apart my Soul]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Santa Claus Posted:

Ho Ho Ho!

It’s almost time for me to head out! I’m packing as much liquor into the glove box of the sleigh as I can. I always drive a little more carefully when I’ve had a few drinks. Plus Rudolph is a smart deer, he’ll make sure I stick to the road. Man I love that deal I did with Coke to be the winter advertising shill. Rum and cokes are excellent when you’re flying over Greenland.


Don’t tell Mrs. Clause, though. She gets upset if I drink on the job.

But come on, it’s stressful being the hero of 3 billion children who only has one night a year to impress them.

Rum and coke goes really well with coca-cola too, it gets the coke taste out of your mouth.

Stabby Rip Stab Stab edited this message on 12/23/2008 9:12PM

Jefferson Tw-
ilight

Avatar: Jefferson Twilight's Avatar
57

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

Dear Santa

Please kill all fine upstanding member of societys. Not Black People, just the fine upstanding member of societys.

Thanks.

Damn cracker-bum Crackers! I told you they all was a bunch of racists, Santa.

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