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Holy mammary glands

Avatar: 82154 Wed Dec 10 13:29:59 -0500 2008
6

[male reproductive organ]

Level 69 Camwhore

( . )( . )

dear santa i want a pony!

Fidel Alejan-
dro Castro R-
uz

Avatar: 92016 Wed Dec 10 14:02:00 -0500 2008
5

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

**** you.

Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz edited this message on 07/08/2010 12:46PM

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TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Santa, are you bringing time zone recognition this year? I mean, Christmas in the morning* might be weird for some folk.

***** all who say midnight=morning, you blind bat****ters.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Holy mammary glands Posted:

dear santa i want a pony!

ME FRIST ME FIRST MEE FIOR%STT~~!!!!

Well my children I see this website went very festive for the holidays!

My top priority is delivering presents tonight. Even though I’ve got a neat blackberry with internet, Mrs. Claus made me promise not to use it while piloting the sleigh.

When I get back home to the North Pole I’ll do all my internet festivities!

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Santa Claus Posted:

Even though I’ve got a neat blackberry with internet, Mrs. Claus made me promise not to use it while piloting the sleigh.

Either you’re a dirty, fuzz-faced LIAR or Palm is false-advertizing: http://www.palm.com/textclaus/


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

stupid name

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Dear Santa,

An E-Peen would be nice. Maybe bake me some yummy brownie(point)s as well.

Or, surprise me!

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:c :c :c… :’C!!!

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draginzzz!! CLICKY ME

whitneytheni-
nja

Avatar: 89955 Tue Dec 23 10:44:33 -0500 2008

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Can I sign on with the ponylove?

I want one, too.

urbanpulse

Avatar: Nipple Piercing

Level 54 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

i want a life like robot that can suck and **** and blow my house down and kidnap the neighbor girls (well the 2 that are of age) and deliver them 1 tied face down and the other tied face up to my bed thanks and merry ****ing xmas!

Sir Phallus

Avatar: Code (Blue)
3

[The Protected]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I want a pony too santa

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
18

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

E-Peen wouldn’t go a miss Santa! Log in to see images!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I just want daddy to stop hitting mommy


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

I want “Putting ‘Christ’ Back in Christmas”. I was too eager when “STALK”ing with you.

Pfft, screw Santa, JB’s got a peehole fingerin’ session comin’ to ‘im! *snuggles with Spread Eagle Eyes ‘Peen*

TJF588 edited this message on 12/25/2008 11:51AM

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PenorFister

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

i want 7 bp and a pony and some chocolates and some orange juice and Log in to see images!


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anaughtymbum

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I’d like 7BP and a copy of Battletoads please santa Log in to see images!

Ho ho ho!

merry.. new years i guess

did anyone ever figure out who i am?

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Santa Claus Posted:

Ho ho ho!

merry.. new years i guess

did anyone ever figure out who i am?

Are you either of the following:

Abdullah_Oblongata, BINGEBOT 2015, Evil Trout, Jalapeno Bootyhole, MC Banhammer, Timmeh, or TUBSWEETIE Log in to see images! leftalon2cry edited this message on 01/02/2009 1:58AM

ChunkyLover53

Avatar: 77252 Mon Dec 22 11:59:25 -0500 2008
1

[LemonParty]

Level 16 Hacker

I AM A ****ING IDIOT x9001 PLEASE IGNORE ME

Santa Claus Posted:

Ho ho ho!

merry.. new years i guess

did anyone ever figure out who i am?

I think I’ll go with TubSweetie. Do I get a BP now.


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MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Santa Claus Posted:

Merry Christmas children!

My sack is bulging… for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!

You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys…

(mis)quotin’ this.


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