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Religion Ho Ho Ho!

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Well as long as you are handing crap out – how about a shiny new Pink Floyd moar file?

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Fiasco Posted:

Well as long as you are handing crap out – how about a shiny new Pink Floyd moar file?

Already got it just the other day. Log in to see images!


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An Hero

Avatar: An Hero's Avatar

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

dear santa

i would like for the bullies to stop picking on me

an a gift card so i can download new stuff on my Ipod

LookingGlbum

Avatar: 25772 Sun Jun 07 12:12:14 -0400 2009
27

[pizza party]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I just want a Santa peen.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Santa! I would like a new DP of Mitch Hedburg!

I love you santa.

mawek

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

xD

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Dear Santa-

Please send me lots of BP and make the mean people go away.

Thanks!

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Fingerz


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Cyan

Avatar: Bacteria
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Dear Santa,

All I want for christmas is 7 BP and an E-Peen™

Thank You for your time,

Cyan Log in to see images!

Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Fingerz Posted:

Dear Santa-

Please send me lots of BP and make the mean people go away.

Thanks!

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Fingerz

DEAR SANTA LET ME SEE FINGERZ LAYIN ON HER SEXY BACK


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FREND MI OR UR A fabulous personGGGET (no homo)

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Dear Santa,

please send me seven vibrators.

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Darkangelsv1

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[Sonic Vegemite]

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I would like…

7 bp

Or Chapter 2, whatever it comes first/its easier


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Axl Ryugu

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21

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is either a new epeen or those side quests that I may miss. Whichever the easiest.


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Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I really want a jet pack this year.

bumuming that many, many people are going to wish for cars this year, most of those people will actually recieve one this Christmas. And when those people take their new cars out for a drive, the roads will be stuffed with vehicles, causing major traffic jams all across the globe.

And when the people in my area are all stuck on the road, crashing their cars into one another (from all of the ice on the streets), holding up traffic, I will be flying above them all on my brand-new jet pack, laughing at their seemingly endless demise.

Also, I may or may not drop tons of various crap on cars/people/snowmen/pets from above, I haven’t really decided yet.


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Santa!

I would like some BP, a pink floyd, and no bumsecks.

Merry Christmas.


Looking for cheap drugs? Want Episode 2 Drugs?

BARGAIN DRUG SALES!!!

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Dear Santa:

I want all of Forumwarz to grow a pair, even if they are woman's genitalsbag 12 year old kids posting where us old men should go.

I also want a death ray. **** YEAH DEATH RAY.


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LIFEFORCE

Avatar: Spider Illustration
3

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I want e-peen, BP and a hand-held laser device with plenty of power cells Log in to see images! LIFEFORCE edited this message on 12/23/2008 10:11PM

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Bix Nood Posted:

I also want a death ray. **** YEAH DEATH RAY.

DAMMIT! Why didn’t I think of that?

Oh well, there’s always next year…


كنت دائما اعتقد ان الاميركيين كلما نكتب شيئا في اللغة الأصلية ، كنت على الفور أعتقد أنه نوع من التهديد ضد بلدكم! عار عليكم جميع!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

thanks big joe


ilu man

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Dear Santa –

I would like patience, peace, love, understanding, game balance, interactive klan mechanics, more e-peens and a pony for GS49.

And some of that cheese that comes in a can.

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scully


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Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Please bring me some lolicon, Santa. I can’t ask my family or friends for it. They’d think I’m a pervert or something. Log in to see images!


I was once molested by Robert Jordan. It took way too long and nothing interesting happened.

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