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Drugs Bargain Drug Sales!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

WANT CHEAP DRUGS?

Go to Kyoubai, and look for guests of the Bargain Drug Warehouse!

Due to an impending drug raid overstock, we are selling drugs CHEAP! Stolen Imported directly from China Canada, these drugs are completely safe and effective.

Caffeinated Mints:  450

Smileprin XR:  650

Keep On Truckin’™ Ephedrine:  2,000

St. John’s Wort:  2,200

Synthol:  2,800

Powerthirst:  3,100

5-HTP:  6,000

EndoPatch:  6,750

Desiccated Panda male reproductive organ:  7,500

Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™:  8,500

Prices are already rising due to demand, so act fast. Supplies are limited, act now.

Don’t be fooled by ‘licensed’ drug resellers, our drugs are just as effective at lower prices.

Due to laziness the number of auctions involved in drug sales, any auction links I put here may be quickly outdated, but just do a search. If we’re sold out, we will restock when the next mule arrives ASAP.

Don’t see the drugs you want for sale? Let us know, and we will begin planning a heist market research to add your desired product.

New stocking policy means the ‘Buy It Now’ price is the same as the ‘Reserve’ price.

Don’t bid low, just buy it now! You won’t win for less, so why wait?!

Some older auctions may have different prices, due to the constantly fluctuating prices of pharmaceuticals. Supplies are just as guaranteed as new, current listings.

guest42 edited this message on 09/02/2009 9:45PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Now this is what Kyoubai is for. I love you.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Due to Kyoubai organizational issues, some of our ‘customers’ may be having trouble finding our supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™. Allow us to put it right up front, by the cashier

(please do not speak to cashier, unless propositioning negotiating an additional transaction)

Update!

Kyoubai has worked out the issues, and you may now search for supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™, just as you search for our many other shoddy fine products, so we shall no longer be point them out specifically.

However, you may feel free to proposition negotiate a additional transactions with our cashiers. We’ve found that pimping out our staff training our cashiers for such negotiations is making us good money good training for their bright futures, so we now require suggest our cashiers accept all such offers.

guest42 edited this message on 01/29/2009 1:11PM

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our drug mules shipping routes have encountered increased security slight disruptions, and demand has increased, so prices are still in fluctuation.

Buy what’s in stock now, before we pbum the increased costs on to you!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our drug mules totally bonded couriers have made it through with more questionable completely certified drugs, and they’ve made their way to Kyoubai!

Prices have fluctuated, so if you see any of our old auctions, but them immediately! Regardless of price! It’s such a deal!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
17

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Lots of good prices there, 42.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Thanks. Our agents have managed to coerce negotiate some good deals overseas up north.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You guys love 5-HTP!

But, we ground some turkeys down and restocked our supplies.

Enjoy.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

For you Xtreem Customers™, we’ve restocked out Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™ supplies.

Straight from Fr4gGingR1teZ™’s fridge (completely with his knowledge), to our virtual shelves!

Buy it now, before collectors get them all!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Thanks to a new gang war trading partner, we will now be stocking St. John’s Wort and Synthol.

Buy it now, because if it doesn’t sell, it will be going away forever!

guest42 edited this message on 01/23/2009 2:54AM

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

I’m mildly surprised that no one seems to have reacted at all to my cheap(er) 5-HTPs.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Truth be told, I’ve had to kidnap hire and blackmail train more couriers than ever to keep up with the 5-HTP sales.

Kyoubai was almost completely stripped of 5-HTP this morning when I went to restock (which is done, so buy, buy, buy!).

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Did you think we were out of Panda male reproductive organ and EndoPatches?

No longer! Get them while they’re fresh!

(Well, relatively fresh. The panda male reproductive organes are still desiccated.)

Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
9

[Bigguyinblack Fan -
Club
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Bump. Because these are still the best prices in town.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Czarnian bumbumin Posted:

Bump. Because these are still the best prices in town.

They’re not. At the time of this post, Acid Flux offers most of these drugs at the same price, and I offer cheaper 5-HTPs (in not much volume).

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Other stores are struggling to match our prices! But, our illegal methods ensure that we will be able to make more per unit. By bypbuming ‘licenses’ and ‘quality control’ we pbum the savings on to you!

Almost Always Available for Purchase! Accept no substitutes!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Supplies renewed!

Synthol is ready for your bulking up needs!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Supplies renewed!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You guys had a powerful thirst, so we’ve restocked our Powerthirst, along with everything else!

Stock up!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We were laying low after a recent police sting wicked after party, but we’re back, restocked, and still selling you all the drugs you could ever want!

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