Due to Kyoubai organizational issues, some of our ‘customers’ may be having trouble finding our supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™. Allow us to put it right up front, by the cashier

(please do not speak to cashier, unless propositioning negotiating an additional transaction)

Update!

Kyoubai has worked out the issues, and you may now search for supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™, just as you search for our many other shoddy fine products, so we shall no longer be point them out specifically.

However, you may feel free to proposition negotiate a additional transactions with our cashiers. We’ve found that pimping out our staff training our cashiers for such negotiations is making us good money good training for their bright futures, so we now require suggest our cashiers accept all such offers.