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Drugs Bargain Drug Sales!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

All restocked and ready to go.

Thefts Negotiations for L’ORLY Lipstick and Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne are starting to break down, and demand is almost negligible, though.

If you want it, show us you mean it, and buy, buy, buy!

(Messages work, too, but sales are the big winner.)

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Aren’t these prices market standard?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

zagerblag Posted:

Aren’t these prices market standard?

He’s flavor texting. That makes his store slightly more awesomer than average.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Thanks. Just trying to keep things interesting. Log in to see images!

Speaking of, you people wanted some drugs hardcore last night. We had to call back dozens of our drug mules completely respectable couriers to restock this morning, but we’re one again sending out all the drugs you want you have legitimate or forged prescriptions for.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Once again, you had a powerful thirst, so we restocked our Powerthirst for you.

Run faster than Kenyans!

guest42 edited this message on 01/29/2009 7:44AM

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Kyoubai has resolve its Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™ issues, leaving our clerks free for your lewd propositions meaningful questions.

Supplies have been restocked, so buy drugs to your heart’s content.

400 Babies!

guest42 edited this message on 01/30/2009 3:14AM

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We’re glad that you took our advice and took enough drugs to get you high as a kite.

We’ve refilled our shelves with the Smileprin XR and 5-HTP that you’re horribly addicted to that you love so much, so buy until you’re ready to burst!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Looks like your love of turkey is going strong, so we’re all restocked once again.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You’ve spoken quite clearly with your Flezz and shown that there’s definitely a demand for Ex-Girlfriends Cologne, so we’ve restocked it for all your tearful memories.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

EndoPatches are restocked, though it seems like people are a bit afraid of them.

How else can you heal while you pwn?

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Panda male reproductive organes are back in stock and ready for your sexy, sexy needs.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You hackers must have been pulling an all-nighter, but now we have all you need to do it again, back in stock.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You guys are regular drug hounds!

Fortunately, our drug mules supply shipments have managed to slip through customs arrived early, and we have restocked all our supplies.

Ikki

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 19 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Thank you, crazy dutch guy! I love you (and its not the drugs that make me say this… well, akshully… it IS the drugs, but oh hell) Log in to see images!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

It’s our pleasure to scam you with provide you with inexpensive, knockoff quality drugs. How better to enjoy… or bemoan your life than high as a kite on a wide bumortment of pharmaceuticals?

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We welcome all comments, so if you have something to say, like our good customer Ikki, feel free to shout out here.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You hackers love your buzz, so we’ve restocked the full array of buzzing pharmaceuticals for you guys (and lovely ladies).

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We found a couple .moar files in our recent conquered territory a forgotten box while we were ransacking taking inventory, so we’ve thrown them up for sale, too.

Extremely limited time offer! (as we’ve listed all we currently have)

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

All you lovely ****s can once again pick up your much needed lipstick, direct from LORLY looklikes, as well as all the uppers you need to look your best.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Because you demanded it, we’ve restocked our EndoPatches, so slap them on!

Our prices are so good, you can afford to use three or four at once!

guest42 edited this message on 02/05/2009 3:56AM
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