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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Santa Claus Posted:

Falconfour, even though I heard you do dirty things in front of pictures of other dirty things, I’ll bring you something extra special this year.

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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

HAARP

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Some BP would be fine. kthxbye


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Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Still owe me a bloody Game Boy.

Oh well, another 360 plz.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

isn’t it like a day early?


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Dear Santa

I’ve always wanted one tiny thing for Christmas.

I’d like to rule the world.

Thanks in advance, Bonkenhi.

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

I We[e]


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TahJeeFuh246

Avatar: Kitten
3

[URTJF2]

Level 24 Permanoob

“Moron”

WE{E}SH


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T5J8F8

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
5

[URTJF2]

Level 27 Hacker

“1337”

j00


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TearJerkFail-
588

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5

[URTJF2]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

...a…


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xXxTJF588xXx

Avatar: Camouflage Top
2

[URTJF2]

Level 28 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

MeRrY


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RaePdoG588

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

[URTJF2]

Level 1 Re-Re

existence


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FilthyZero

Avatar: 85579 Fri May 29 23:02:23 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

oh boy, oh boy, oh boy….. ummmmm santa, all i want for christmas is to be a little more well endowed in the e-peen area. that would be swell. oh and a rusty van with pillows in the back.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

delete everyone’s e-peen or make it so they don’t show by our posts


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Alright, Santa.

I changed your avatar back to something more appropriate. I won’t be playing any more pranks on you. Honest!


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swines quest

S for Swine

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Dear Santa,

Christmas should be about celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior. However you, like the ****ing attention whore that you are, made it all about yourself.

In addition to that you’ve led the children of God astray by making them clamor for imaginary epeen (at least I hope it’s imaginary).

I guess what I am trying to say is, please shove your epeen up your ebum.

Sincerely,

Goatse II


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Me to be wishing there was peace on earth.

And also gimmie epeen!!!

The only real Christmas with me to be having is a second shot at the LOLcat epeen. Me still to being ****ed off for ****ing that one up.

Veer Posted:

delete everyone’s e-peen

this or give me all the moneys


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Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Can I get some tangerines and chocolate? Oh, and some e-peens would be nice.


George Lucas molested me and it was quite enjoyable, then he came back for foreplay and ruined the whole thing.

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Has anyone wished for moar forum veezeets yet?


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Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

I wouldn’t mind sitting on his lap… IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN :B


I ****ing love Tylenol

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