Santa Claus Posted:

I take it you want a big lump of coal in your stocking like Swine. It’s always so sad to see good little boys and girls doubting my existence and putting themselves on the naughty list.

Fortunately most of the boys and girls here, even that trickster Swine, believe in me despite all the negative publicity I get in the media.

It makes my cheeks glow to have you kids write to me.

Merry Christmas!

Hmm. More clues to who you are. I think that I have a good idea as to your identity.