The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
This player earned 18 job points.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Legal in Luxembourg
This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Pythons Run Wild on You
This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Picture of Innocence
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Venti Mocha No Foam
This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.