Kaplowitz
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Kaplowitz loves the following website(s):
- goatse.cx
- (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
| Class: | Troll |
| Level: | 25 |
| Cred: | 6304748 |
| Buildr Score: | 1 |
| Job Points: | 79 |
| Posts made: | 5 |
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| This Season's Medals: | 0 |
| Total Medals: | 0 |
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Fat Lenny
wrote this on 03/07/2008 9:45PM:
Big testicles… with hair on them! |
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Kaplowitz
wrote this on 03/07/2008 4:40PM:
male reproductive organ! |
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Fat Lenny
wrote this on 03/06/2008 7:53PM:
No, Kaplovitch, YOUR motherboard! |
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Kaplowitz
wrote this on 03/04/2008 9:25PM:
YOUR mom! |
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Fat Lenny
wrote this on 03/04/2008 8:08PM:
And I bring them back to life when I masturbate, biznatch. |
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Kaplowitz
wrote this on 03/03/2008 9:03PM:
I kill ninjas in my sleep **** |
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