Alton Brown [So Fresh and So Clean]

Alton Brown loves the following website(s):

E-Peen™

Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

FOUL BALL!!!!

This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.

Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.

Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

Hack the Planet

This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

If Only It Were Real Money

This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

Permanoob

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.

Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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