Okay, this was not an easy contest to judge! A lot of these were really strong efforts, and I wish I could acknowledge them all.

I’ll admit right upfront that my word limit was not a good idea. Because far and away, I think the best entry was UnlimitedANC, but like many of the entries it went way too long, and I had to disqualify it. Log in to see images!

– So with that in mind, I’d say UnlimitedANC would be the first runner-up and will receive 4 BP! That **** made me laugh like a ****. Log in to see images!

– And the second runner-up, with 2 well-deserved BP, would have to be the homeboy by the name of swine. Clbumic story, good use of characters, nice descriptiveness and a sweet little drawing too.

– Therefore TEH BIG WINNAR would have to be…PhineasPoe! Log in to see images! That’s what slash ****tion is all about, people! Good atmosphere, strong writing chops, and it was damn funny! You win the Grand Prize and the E-Peen™!!!

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OH SHI—

...wait!

PhineasPoe didn’t have a picture accompanying the story, so he only wins 6 lousy, stinking BP, according to our rules!

Well, ****. I guess I can throw a couple BP around just for dishonorable mentions. I bestow 1 BP upon Aldo_Anything for creating such great artwork and to Deific Blunder for getting in there early with the first really good story. Congrats everyone!

Also, phat shout-outs to:

- Johnny Mac: Nice twist ending
- Largehardoncollider: You nazzty, dawg!
- King Krimson: You got the real names wrong, but I liked that artwork
- SimplyTHEBEST: Robosecks? Yes, please!
- PatchTheDarknut: I squirmed
- KaaVink: Klever koncept!
- Mister_bum: Lulzy-bum stuff
- scullyangel: It's funny because it's true ;)

Thanks to everyone who participated, and to my BBF (best banned friend) shrtcat for coming up with the idea and carrying it through.

See y’all next time! Log in to see images!