Project Pat Posted:

I DO ENJOY ****ING EMO woman's genitals

BLOOD IS A NATURAL LUBE

WHAT, SO YOU CUT OTHER GAY fine upstanding member of societyS, THEN USE THEIR OWN BLOOD AS ANAL LUBE?

THAT’S SICK, LADDIE. SICK.

FAIL Posted:

ITT we discover that saying whatever the hell you want, then throwing in a random “LADDIE” does not equal good RP.

Project Pat, I think I found somebody who’d gladly indulge you.

I’d lube up, laddie. fine upstanding member of societys are notorious for their giant, ape-lick male reproductive organs.

Sean Connery Posted:

Project Pat, I think I found somebody who’d gladly indulge you.

I’d lube up, laddie. fine upstanding member of societys are notorious for their giant, ape-lick male reproductive organs.

This was actually a decent post, srsly. Post more like this, and less like before and we’ll be cool.

FAIL Posted:

This was actually a decent post, srsly. Post more like this, and less like before and we’ll be cool.

I am sure he is SOOOOO ****ing greatful you approved.

Perhaps you can tell everyone how to improve…how cool would that make you?

FAIL Posted:

I’d like to personally apologize for all of this, Janie and Biff. Your thread was so good before fenk shat all over it.

Yes, truly it was ALL me, Fail NEVER ONCE responded to anything I said, nor did Gigerth or anyone else. I alone ****ed up the thread.

On the other hand, are you admitting that I personally trolled this thread to death? TSB standards call that a win. Hmmmm…thanks I suppose.

Sean Connery Posted:

Those were role-play threads? I apologize than, sir, as I figured you’d simply taken a severely blow to the head and become mentally very special.

May I suggest investing in creative writing clbumes? As I understand, it, “Chronic Masturbatory University” has one that’s right up your alley. Log in to see images!

Hi-five Sean you fine upstanding member of society prick!

i like it when a thread gets shat on and i don’t even have to do anything

You guuuuys! I decide to lay low in the garden section of the Hedge-Mart as a mannequin in the hammock display for, like, 12 hours and you all go crazy!

Pat, while I may be into a little chocolate-on-vanilla, I would never betray Biff. Biff is such a gentle, sensitive lover. I know he doesn’t remember the magical night we spent together, and will insist it never happened, but that’s just the blow to his handsome head.

Biff, before I left your house, I bought you a cool set of boots and some shirts. They’re in your closet in front of the weird inflatable woman (halloween decoration?) and on top of the stack of boxes full of D&D porn.

Do you miss me yet, Biff? I miss you. Log in to see images!

Janie Posted:

Biff, I made up a picture of what you’ll look like in the clothes I left you. So hawt! Would you be willing to meet me? There’s a diner off interstate 101. I could be there soon…

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Ahahaha, that shirt screams “i take it up da bum”! But dont worry, it suits biff purrrfectly! Log in to see images!

Hey, maybe he can wear it on hiz date with that male nurse Sean wuz talking about. Log in to see images!

Susy Thunder Posted:

Excuse me, ma’am. Are you Janie? My partners and I have discovered some disturbing evidence that we would like to discuss with you. We were going through Kerridwen Kali’s trash due to . . . reasons of our own that shall not be discussed at this time and we came across the following item:

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This bottle appears to have been a champagne bottle that was scrubbed thoroughly; however, there is a hairline crack on the bottle that seems to match up with reports of an attack that resulted in the hospitalization of one Biff Tannen. Additionally, there appears to be trace amounts of blood on the bottle itself inside that fracture. We are awaiting the return of blood reports from Biff’s hospital stay.

I would ask you to come down to the station, but I feel that things might work out better for all parties concerned if you just step into the car that we have waiting outside. We’ll have you back as soon as possible. Perhaps all this trouble can be avoided if we just have a simple conversation about some similar goals we might have.

Baaack off, ****er. If any1’s going to enjoy Janie, itz me. Log in to see images!