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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Janie Posted:

Hi, Biff. Darling. I heard you were mugged while I was staying with Kerri. Are you ok? I’ll bet you have some really, really hot scars. I really love scars…

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YOU’RE “BOYFRIEND” WAS WILLINGLY BEING SODOMIZED BY A GAY MALE NURSE. THE ONLY SCAR HE’S GOT IS ANAL TEARING, AND THAT IS NOT SEXY, MISSIE.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Sean Connery Posted:

HI I’M AN UNFUNNY GIMMICK ALT.

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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

WHAT THA **** YOU GOTTA SAY ABOUT GIMMICK ALTS BIFF

Log in to see images! Project Pat edited this message on 05/29/2008 11:56PM


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An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Gimmick ALTS?

Biff is a bully and I hate him and hope he dies fom scorpion venom. Log in to see images!

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Terminal velocity reached: Acceleration ceasing. f'(x) is now a constant value. f''(x) is now 0.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Janie Posted:

he just said “mammary glands or gtfo”

I told you, and so did others. See what came from not showing your mammary glands?

Women, take note: “mammary glands or GTFO” is not us wanting to demean you, it’s us wanting to help you.

Don’t let Log in to see images! happen to you: mammary glands, or GTFO.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Janie throws herself off a skyscraper in angst. Given the height of 1250 feet, it would take 8.8388 seconds to impact the horizontal plane. At that point,
she would be speeding up at a rate of 282.8416 feet/s, and accelerating at 32 feet/s^2.

Theoretically, at 2.42424 (repeating) seconds, Janie will have second thoughts, and by 6.326 (rational) seconds she will strongly regret her premature
demise. At 8.8 seconds she will have accepted Christianity and forgiven her parents for what she believes to be a poor upbringing.

Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Biff Tannen Posted:

HI, MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION IS “REVERSE COWGIRL”. OOPS SORRY, I MEANT TO SAY MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION IS “BROKEBACK COWBOY” W/ A MALE NURSE.

ALSO, JANIE HAS A TAIL AND I SUCK ON IT FOR PLEASURE.

You are a sick little man, laddie. Log in to see images!


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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Project Pat Posted:

WHAT THA **** YOU GOTTA SAY ABOUT GIMMICK ALTS BIFF

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DAMN STRAIGHT, fine upstanding member of society. LET’S GO DRINK MALT LIQUOR AND GHOST RIDE TO “ROLLIN’” WITH THE BASE CRANKED THE WHOLE ****IN WAY UP. Log in to see images!


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

Sean Connery Posted:

fine upstanding member of society

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT fine upstanding member of society, ONLY WE CAN SAY THAT

I’D LIKE TO GET BACK TO HEARIN BOUT JANIE, SHE SOUNDS DAMN FINE

...BUT I AIN’T SWEATIN ****ES THOUGH


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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Project Pat Posted:

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT fine upstanding member of society, ONLY WE CAN SAY THAT

I’D LIKE TO GET BACK TO HEARIN BOUT JANIE, SHE SOUNDS DAMN FINE

...BUT I AIN’T SWEATIN ****ES THOUGH

fine upstanding member of society, I SAY WHAT I WANT. fine upstanding member of society, fine upstanding member of society, HOW ‘BOUT SOME WATTAMELON, fine upstanding member of society?

Laddie.


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

JANIE, YOU INTO CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS?

BABY I GOT WHATCHU NEED


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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Project Pat Posted:

JANIE, YOU INTO CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS?

BABY I GOT WHATCHU NEED

I bumume by “chocolate”, you mean all the **** on your male reproductive organ from having unprotected sex with other men? Log in to see images!


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Project Pat Posted:

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT fine upstanding member of society, ONLY WE CAN SAY THAT

I’D LIKE TO GET BACK TO HEARIN BOUT JANIE, SHE SOUNDS DAMN FINE

...BUT I AIN’T SWEATIN ****ES THOUGH

First, you didn’t just go there…wow, how lame.

Second, this just SCREAMS of please pay attention to me.

Third, AHHZ whooped yer bum son.


Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

First, you didn’t just go there…wow, how lame.

Second, this just SCREAMS of please pay attention to me.

Third, AHHZ whooped yer bum son.

PROJECT PAT, I FOUND A SITE THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU. I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A LOOK ASAP, fine upstanding member of society.

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http://www.gaythugdating.com/

Sean Connery edited this message on 05/30/2008 2:18AM

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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

WHY DON’T YOU fabulous person MUH****AS HOLD HANDS SOMEWHERE ELSE WHILE DIS OG KEEPS MACKIN


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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Project Pat Posted:

WHY DON’T YOU fabulous person MUH****AS HOLD HANDS SOMEWHERE ELSE WHILE DIS OG KEEPS MACKIN

OKAY, LADDIE. GO AHEAD AND KEEP “MACKIN” WITH YOUR GAY fine upstanding member of society bum BUDDIES.

AND BY “MACKIN”, I MEAN “FURIOUSLY bum****ING”.


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Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

MAN **** ALL DAT NO woman's genitals IS WORTH READING YO fabulous personY bum POSTS

WHERE’S KERRI AT


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Project Pat Posted:

MAN **** ALL DAT NO woman's genitals IS WORTH READING YO fabulous personY bum POSTS

WHERE’S KERRI AT

****in Emo, woman's genitals. Go run hide ****.


Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Re-Re

I DO ENJOY ****ING EMO woman's genitals

BLOOD IS A NATURAL LUBE


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