You guuuuys! I decide to lay low in the garden section of the Hedge-Mart as a mannequin in the hammock display for, like, 12 hours and you all go crazy!

Pat, while I may be into a little chocolate-on-vanilla, I would never betray Biff. Biff is such a gentle, sensitive lover. I know he doesn’t remember the magical night we spent together, and will insist it never happened, but that’s just the blow to his handsome head.

Biff, before I left your house, I bought you a cool set of boots and some shirts. They’re in your closet in front of the weird inflatable woman (halloween decoration?) and on top of the stack of boxes full of D&D porn.

Do you miss me yet, Biff? I miss you. Log in to see images!