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I have my Blueberry® web-enabled phone, and am even now posting from a hidden location in Biff’s (Log in to see images!) house. More later.
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 11:39AM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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I hope it’s the kitchen because I wants a sammich woman! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 11:56AM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
Biff! I left you a present. It’s somewhere in your bedroom, and it’s a symbol of my love for you.
Don’t touch it without gloves, though! (It’s a scorpion. They have a very complex mating dance. Very romantic. His name is Biff 2.)
The place where I am right now is cramped and dark. Just like I like it.
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 12:03PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Janie Posted:
Maybe she’s in the stove. Turn it on! Turn it on!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 12:14PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m gonna put Biff 2 in the mailbox to say hello to my damn lazy mailman. |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 12:17PM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
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this thread is hilarious for reasons most of you will not understand. i’d say you guys are meant for eachother Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 12:54PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
The Uber-n00b and the Stalker-Chick? A match made in |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 1:02PM | View Bauzer's Profile | # | ||||||
OK, Biff. I made you a sammich just like you asked.
I had to come out from under your bed, because it was too cramped. How does one person have SO much robot-porn?
Here’s a picture of your sandwich, in case you can’t find it. Janie 2 is taking a nibble on it, but I’m sure she’ll leave some for you.
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 4:15PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wow, you sound like a really loving a devoted girlfriend. I think Biff’s lucky to have you. mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/28/2008 7:23PMSuck my left one. |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:22PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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mary misanthrope Posted:
*shoves my male reproductive organ down your throat like you did to me the other day, cept you have no male reproductive organ*..*then jizzez tho youre a scraper* Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:24PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||
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mary misanthrope Posted:
Indeed…
I’m filled with jealousy Log in to see images! You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:25PM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Or the fridge. Tape it up! Tape it up! “The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:25PM | View 200KillerWasps's Profile | # | ||||||
wilD-****22 Posted:
can you please stop ****ting on good threads?
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:25PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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Scorpians? Really? Really? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:26PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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that’s a terrible idea would you like to know why Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:27PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dying because your emo girlfriend’s scorpion stung you while you were ****ing the **** out of her is a terrible way to die i mean honestly Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:28PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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FAIL Posted: mmmmmmm -no.
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:28PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||
Veer Posted:
sounds like a pretty awesome way to go actually
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:29PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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wilD-****22 Posted:
1. Your miserable micromale reproductive organ couldn’t reach my throat.
2. I would bite it off. Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:32PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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mary misanthrope Posted: you should see this movie called “teeth”. chick has woman's genitals dentata..good movie…but in the meantime, suck my male reproductive organ, **** Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/28/2008 7:33PM | wilD-****22 | # | ||||||