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Fun ITT: Guess which part of Biff Tannen's house I am posting from

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

FAIL Posted:

sounds like a pretty awesome way to go actually

SUCH a good way to go. But we won’t die together. Yet. Scorpions have an elaborate mating ritual unique in nature. I think that’s the most amazing symbol of Biff and me.

Biff still hasn’t found me. I was in the attic for a while. Do you know he has a mannequin up there? At least, I think it’s a mannequin. I’m thinking all of those pills I found in my mom’s medicine cabinet are getting to me. Gotta sleep for a little bit, then I’m going to find my love.

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I went over to Isaac’s to play Virtu-Rugby. A guy needs his space and … ... ... OMG THERE’S A SCORPION ON MY WIIMOTE!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

So sleepy…Biff, that’s Janie 2. She’s looking for Biff 2. They’re soulmates. Once they find each other, he’ll bite her and inject his venom, and they’ll mate…and then he’ll run off to avoid her cannibalizing him. It’s so ****ing amazingly romantic…I left something for you in your bed. Dream of me…


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Janie Posted:

I left something for you in your bed. Dream of me…

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Biff Tannen Posted:

Is it photos of you camwhoring? Log in to see images!

Maybe she couldn’t find the bathroom and used your bed instead.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

MC Banhammer Posted:

Maybe she couldn’t find the bathroom and used your bed instead.

I know a robot who would pay good   for that sort of action!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Biff? Biff? Where are you? I’m angry with you. You haven’t found me yet. And I left a trail of crow feathers and everything!

I’m starting to think you don’t love me after all.

Darkness, creeps in this petty pace,

in this unfamiliar place,

where my heart and soul collide.

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Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

The Uber-n00b is not used to this kind of attention, Janie.


you must learn eachothers boundaries and give this time to develop.


sometimes the best kinds of poison are the ones with the longest delay periods.


(c)Famine.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, guys. I totally think I might have killed Biff. I was waiting in his bedroom, and when he came in I started to recite this poem I wrote him, and he just said “mammary glands or gtfo”, and I realized he didn’t appreciate my poetry or my scorpions and I hit him in the head with a bottle of cheap champagne. There’s blood everywhere. I gotta run. Maybe he’s not dead. If anyone hears either way, TM me. Don’t tell the cops anything.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

P.S. Biff, I still love you!!!!!

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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Janie Posted:

OK, guys. I totally think I might have surprised Biff. I was waiting in his bedroom, and when he came in I started to recite this poem I wrote him, and he just said “i love you pbumionately, janie darling”, and I realized he appreciated that my poetry and my scorpions for the true love gifts that they were. he asked me to marry him and then we went to a motel three towns away and made love. when i woke up, he was gone and it was morning. clearly he just needed some time to sort through the powerful emotions our love-making had dredged up within him. when you see him, tell him that i miss him and that i’ve been staying with my friend kerri this whole time since that morning and would like to see him since i haven’t seen him since that night.

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np, janie.

Kerridwen_Kali edited this message on 05/29/2008 8:10PM

help me

Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Granted, but most undesirable.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

np, janie.

Of course. I remember now. Biff, sweetie? I miss you…

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Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Hey Janie, guess which room of your mother’s house I am posting from?

THE BARN, ****ING THAT FAT COW.Log in to see images!

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Damn did I just meet the hottest nurse in ER! Log in to see images!

Sean Connery

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Level 4 Troll

ALEX TREBEK SUCKS

Biff Tannen Posted:

Damn did I just meet the hottest nurse in ER! Log in to see images!

I wouldn’t brag about being sodomized by a male nurse if I were you, laddie. Log in to see images!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Hey, you’re the one who like guys in labcoats not me. Log in to see images!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hi, Biff. Darling. I heard you were mugged while I was staying with Kerri. Are you ok? I’ll bet you have some really, really hot scars. I really love scars…

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Hi Babe, yeah I … ... .... AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH OH GOD SCORPION! Log in to see images!

Morro the As-
sless

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
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Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

biff for a brownie point i will be your body guard, and protect you from janie, because unlike the feeble scorpions, Tarantulas are bigger, meaner and eat scorpions. just a thought


Gary Niger for President ‘08

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