Halberd Posted:

The quest would be fine if you could search DirtyKop’s name in Sentrillion after paying her off, track her down to a cops messageboard she posts on, pwn it and get your money back with a little bit extra.

It’s not really a quest as-is, it’s more of speedbump, just “Give me 1,000 or you can’t progress through the game”.

After having to pay the **** off that much, I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want to pwn her on her own turf.Log in to see images!

I was honestly surprised to find out after the fact that you DON’T get your money back. I was waiting for Shallow to help a brotha out, and instead he does the exact goddamn opposite. Your idea’s pretty cool, though, if she absolutely has to take your money.

Personally, I figured it’d be neat if she sent you out to pwn some “good cops” before she gave you your sTalk back.

Or, now that I think about it, if not hunting down DirtyKop yourself, you could hire an Internet Detective to track her down, bumume a fake identity like you do in the Ophelia quest and contact her about needing some illegalities done, log the conversation and blackmail her to get the money back.

Another quest that doesn’t require pwning anything, like the Futanari quest.

about drtycop:

she denies you access to your friends on sTalk, but i recently got the tubmail from krystal to add Ophelia.

so i check and i can talk to Ophelia and get the missions from her. is this worthy of a bug report?

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Because of a programming error, a bunch of people who were supposed to get DrrtyCop completely bypbumed that stage of the game.

We just corrected it. These people are in for a nasty surprise.

I just got a nasty surprise Log in to see images!

7u880y Posted:

I must have been one of the people affected by the programming error that Jalapeno Bootyhole mentioned because I didn’t get contacted by the cop even after having deployed the FBO attack on a couple of forums. The fix for this doesn’t seem to be working either. The cop has uneventfully appeared on my contact list without contacting me. So I contacted the cop instead of the other way around.

Same for me….except I haven’t contacted her yet. I’m on the run!!

Meolove Posted:

Or, now that I think about it, if not hunting down DirtyKop yourself, you could hire an Internet Detective to track her down, bumume a fake identity like you do in the Ophelia quest and contact her about needing some illegalities done, log the conversation and blackmail her to get the money back.

Another quest that doesn’t require pwning anything, like the Futanari quest.

That’s some good thinking. Something along those lines would be fun.

And it goes without saying that one should get the chance to get back at Drrty/get compensated, although we don’t want it to be an immediate revenge thing. We actually created the character with the intention of making you hate her.

I should point out that from a writing standpoint, conversation-based quests are the hardest to do, which is why we don’t have many. We hit you with a bunch right upfront, but we weren’t able to get any more into the beta.

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 11/06/2007 8:20AM

Evil Trout Posted:


Also, also, the reward for the Ophelia mission is a fantastic attack that is easily worth the two forum visits

yeah it was well worth the two wasted attempts, because it allowed me to completely wreak havoc during my remaining two (which I was sort of worried about because my firepower wasn’t up to par last time.) The attack might even be a little too good; I found myself sort of marking time with lower level things to save up recovery power so that I could blow the living **** out of a thread. That is probably the purpose, though.

I was also lucky in that I had two missions incomplete which more than paid off the cop when I finished them (in that they don’t require sTalk!)
HAIL SATIN edited this message on 11/06/2007 12:39PM

Grunduggerer Posted:

I don’t mind the drrtycop74 bribe plot, so long as you eventually inflict horrible evil revenge. Something like you steal her identity and then you host stolen mp3’s (omg, the evil!!) so the RIAA puts her in jail for life.

aahahah this would be awesome. Alternative: download random John Waters films so the MPAA arrests her.

InsertCoins Posted:

Alright I am still confused about this. I’ve been contacted by drrtycop for using the FBO attack, although I never joined the FBO. So now I have to pay the 1000 for something I haven’t done.

Now I bumume this isn’t intended to work that way. Since I have no idea if there is an alternative to joining the FBO, I guess it is in my best interest to suck it up and pay.

That’s a bug, you’re not supposed to get her until you do the FBO thing, but it needs to be fixed.

7u880y Posted:

Is rounding up the 1000 flez not supposed to be shown under current/completed missions? Apart from having to contact the cop instead of her contacting me, the mission seemed to work as intended, but the mission never showed up under my mission tab.

We don’t really consider that a “mission.” It more like an annoying…uh, I mean totally ****ing awesome thing you are forced to complete if you want to progress anywhere, but not an official storyline-based task. Log in to see images!