I have read a lot of bad fanfiction. I think I could be called a connoisseur of bad fanfiction. This. Is. Fake.

Fatalis Posted:

TL;DR look at Encyclopedia Dramatica’s article.

I did actually mention the article in the first chapter, so I’m not being completely dervevitive.

The commentary is all my own work though.

Janie Posted:

I have read a lot of bad fanfiction. I think I could be called a connoisseur of bad fanfiction. This. Is. Fake.

Shh! They’re not supposed to know that!

Fake or not, it’s still horrible, which is why I’m doing this.

There are some rumours suggesting that Uwe Boll deliberately makes terrible movies to exploit a loophole in German tax laws. Does that mean that he does not deserve our hate? No. Because of him, the world was subjected to House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark. If that does not make him worthy of our scorn, I don’t know what does.

It’s the same principle with this ‘fanfiction’. Fake and terrible or real and terrible, it’s still terrible.

woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

Despite the great lengths the author goes to describe her characters, all I see when I think of them is a target labeled: ‘shoot here, and for the love of all that is good and holy, DO NOT MISS’.

wow, I laughed my bum off when I saw this little paragraph, I laughed at how amazingly pathetic this fanfiction is.

Edit: oh my ****ing god… I read through most of the posts I missed of that horrible fanfic… I have never have I seen a real Re-Re on the internet, and now I have… thank you for going though the trouble of reviewing that piece of **** fanfic and may your brain cell damage be minimal on future chapters

(I laughed my bum off at your harvest moon high review, I like harvest moon, and that fic completely deserved it)

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while we’re at it:

Sadly this piece of **** is real; straight from the source.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/

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Log in to see images! zenon edited this message on 07/01/2008 1:37PM

Hey guys, check this ****.

She actually has a fanclub.

An ironic fanclub, but still. It also seems that someone has published the story in book form, as is. To me, this is a travesty.

So, after I’m finished, I’m just going to put all the chapters in a word dogreat timesent and put them up for download somewhere. What do you think?

Wow KK i thank you for introducing me (along with every other reader) to this gripping work of literature genius.

your Comments are hilarious, please keep the chapters coming..

also im deffinatley up for owning a word dogreat timesent of this stuff..

You have inspired me to rip apart a fan fiction (yes, i actually use BOTH SYLLABLES) as you have done. Partially because of you, partially because im bored and need something to waste my time with.

the best parody of this **** ever http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3558080/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Immortal_Troll

also fyi they made a movie of this on youtube

For those of you who want to review fanfiction themselves: Go for it! I don’t mind whether you post them in this thread or not, but I would appreciate it if you post a link here, so nobody’s out of the loop. I also wouldn’t mind if someone with a livejournal account joined the fanclub and directed them here, hint, hint.

As for Miss Trent: unfortunately Ebony is somewhat hard to get hold of. By all means try to find her, but I doubt you’ll have more luck than me.

Chapter 14 should be posted later today, so until then, just enjoy yourselves.

Here’s one. I was going to do it, but I’ve got my hands full with My Immortal.

Look here.

It’s very, very nasty.

Yeah, well, I don’t really make a habit of reading Cowboy Bebop fanfictions since most of them contain EPIC SPOILERS (OMG GUIZ SPIKE DIES!!1!). That doesn’t mean I’m any less qualified to review this one though.

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I admit it. I’m a failure.