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Latest (and greatest) official contest: Show us your junk!
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Roll of Toilet Paper Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Whether it’s used for wiping your bum, clogging up a drain or TPing someone’s house, toilet paper is just plain awesome. When you’re done using the paper you can pretend you have a cardboard spyglbum! This particular roll consists of the nice soft kind of toilet paper, not the scrape the skin of your bum, gray, recycled stuff.
Suntan Lotion Log in to see images! Log in to see images! It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the sunburn!
Buddha Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Buddha proves that you don’t have to be skinny and tortured in order to be worshipped. You can be fat and happy, and still have plenty of followers. This bronze Buddha statue is sure to bring some serenity to any home and it’s the perfect way of showing just how open minded and enlightened you are.
All the photos taken by me, resized by spacekadt cause I stupid, and hereby public domain. Wyrd edited this message on 05/14/2008 6:48AM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 7:09PM |
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Wyrd Posted:
Hahaha Buffalo Bill |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 8:42PM |
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Used import car
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The Harigata GTi. Keep it to street race, or get a good resale value, since its not domestic. ‘Hajimema****e! Kanpai! Ai ****eru, You pwned well grbumhopper! take car, you rike!’
ppwn shoppe price: 5634
Explosives
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A collection of WW2 era russian missiles, grenades, and bumorted explosive compounds, of unknown stability. Some might even still work. ‘ahahahah, praise allah, we see what you did there! take these and punish the infidels.’ -O.B.L.
ppwn shoppe price: 911
Fossil
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Fossils. Theyre old. Really old. Its not a tyrannosaurus skeleton obviously, so dont expect a million flezz when you sell it. Or, you could keep it. If youre some sort of archaeologist douchebag.
ppwn shoppe price: 41
Grecian bust
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Clbumical art is always valuable, even forgeries like this one. Put it on a pedestal in the front hallway and force guests to comment on it. Makes a great paperweight or nutcracker.
ppwn shoppe price: 2938
thanks to little fran for resizing these for me wilD-sLuT22 edited this message on 05/21/2008 7:16PM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 1:27AM |
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Sorry for the poor image quality, but I figured it was worth a shot. I took all these pictures and am releasing them to the public domain. TOY UNICORN Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Legend says the unicorn was a mythical beast who loved hanging around virgins, making this adorable plush toy the perfect gift for 90% of the internet.
TACKY PORCELAIN MASK Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is a knick knack meant to be hung on the wall. Someone’s grandma is going to be ****ed when she sees it’s missing.
SLIGHTLY USED DELUXE MAKEUP KIT Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This kit is pretty complete. It has everything you need in order to smear yourself with pigments as you stare mournfully into the mirror, thinking about how daddy never thought you were pretty enough.
MIDDLE SCHOOL ART PROJECT Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This misshapen abomination from the bowels of art clbum is proof that not all children are special.
(I actually made that in middle school >.> )
PET CACTUS Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This little plant will brighten up anyone’s day! Because who doesn’t love spiky painful things? crayoncakes edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:21PM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 3:09AM |
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the middle school art project is amazing |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 3:14AM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum...
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Code Monkey Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Your very own personal programming slave. Input orders and junk food, and out comes the code. Warning: code monkeys may become resentful and output malicious code if not treated with due care. Do not expose to women, regular office hours or stupid end users.
Picture taken by Echuu. I got permission to enter it. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 6:28AM |
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I love this caption. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 11:36AM |
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noSEXjustKITTEN Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 1:45PM |
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FLAG OF SWEDEN
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Have your bum on the Swedish whenever you want from now on. Also an much more elegant way to express that you definitely don’t like fat chicks than the shirt with exactly that slogan on it.
ONE OF FLOYD MAYWEATHER’S CREDIT CARDS
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Hey, that guy just earned $20.000.000 for 15 minutes of wrestling, it won’t hurt him. You’ll have some weeks before Money even registers that one card is missing. Make yourself bling-bling. Aldo_Anything edited this message on 05/14/2008 6:42PM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 5:28PM |
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EXPIRED COUPON TO MEDIEVAL TIMES
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Would ye liketh to see prancing steeds and knights flailing? Do ye lack the required payment to enter thine tournament of champions? Taketh this magical 10% off couponne, but be sure to use it prior to 12/31/07 lest the King shall refuse thine entry!
Ppwn Shoppe price: 5 flezz
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 6:25PM |
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MOLESTACHE COMB
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No one likes hair where it shouldn’t be, especially you Mr. Molestache wearer! Keep it under control with this new molestache comb. Now you can roam neighborhood parks without fear of your stache looking crazy. Those pesky parents won’t suspect a thing with your well groomed molestache!
Ppwn Shoppe price: < 18 flezz haha
Took the pic myself. Yeah, I own a mustache comb. FAIL edited this message on 05/14/2008 6:51PM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 6:50PM |
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crayoncakes, you need to get the smaller images to 40x40, those are a little too large, but good submissions |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 7:15PM |
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because I like the concept, but don’t think the picture ‘says’ enough, I went to a blog of public domain photos and found this, and made it a little creepier
Haunted Doll
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The previous owners of this doll would probably have some spine chilling stories to tell, you know, if they hadn’t disappeared without a trace.
Ppwne Shoppe price: 4013 Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/14/2008 7:31PM |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 7:19PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum...
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Fixed my stupid mistake. Thanks for warning me, guys. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 8:02PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:
Love it! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2008 10:51PM |
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And another one!
Old porn magazines Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
Second-hand porn! As long as you ignore the stains and stuck together pages, it’s like new. The fact that most of the women in these magazines are now old enough to be your mother is something you’d better not think about. Hey, wait a minute, that is your mother!
Picture taken and resized by mark, it’s not my porn! (My porn’s digital) |
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| Posted On: 05/15/2008 9:52AM |
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Just a side note, I’ve edited all my previous submissions, they should be exactly the right dimensions now.
Crappy Woodwork Project
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Taking ‘shop clbum? Strapped for time and skill? Hand this completely impractical object in for an easy D+!
Nerf Gun
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8 rounds of sibling and pet-tormenting fun!
Tribal Rock Painting
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A nostalgic look back into the creative past of a country’s native people. Or a handy tool to smash shop windows and faces with.
Dusty Sea Shell
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That’s not the sea you’re hearing, a legion of spiders is coming to kick your bum for disturbing their home.
Disgusting Clump of Hair
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Wet, smelly, and stuck together with mold. At least, you think it’s mold…..oh god. |
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| Posted On: 05/15/2008 10:54AM |
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Something_Witty Posted:
SONOFA**** I was going to do a very similar one, except call it “Clump of (some c-list celebrity I haven’t thought of yet)’s hair” then have some kind of stalker description.
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, WITTY
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| Posted On: 05/15/2008 11:02AM |
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FAIL Posted:
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That said, you’ve got some great entries and will probably whip out something that wipes the floor with me later. And your idea was good too.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I SHALL GLOAT AND ENJOY MY SMALL VICTORY. |
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| Posted On: 05/15/2008 11:29AM |
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Fijian Club
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Sure, this would’ve been a very effective weapon…..a few hundred years ago. You know, before they had a little thing known as ‘guns’.
Mutilated Soft Toy
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This loyal companion has endured droll, vomit, bludgeoning, mud, sand, washing machines, pets, large falls, biting, hugs and tears. And he STILL loves everyone that ever owned him. Now he can be your best friend too!
Worn Retractable Knife
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Too blunt and rusty to cut anything tougher than paper, yet still able to get you landed in a world of **** in airports the world over!
Child’s Drawing
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Swiped from a children’s sick ward, it’d be wise to hold onto this one for a while. Everyone knows art value SKYROCKETS when the artist croaks. |
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| Posted On: 05/15/2008 12:35PM |
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