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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

HAHAHA the sick kid’s drawing is golden.

**** there goes my probability of winning anything.

I just hope trout mysteriously falls in love with the Pleasure Bag or something.

wilD-****22

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

HAHAHA the sick kid’s drawing is golden.

**** there goes my probability of winning anything.

I just hope trout mysteriously falls in love with the Pleasure Bag or something.

i really dont like my chances either, theres some really great stuff so far.

i got a few more coming if little fran will resize em again for me, but i dont think theyll end up anything as good as some people’s stuff.

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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

I can’t beat the sick kid’s drawing, that’s inspired.

Cheeseburger

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Yes, you can have it. Quit asking.

Proof of public domain.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I’ll try to take some of my own pictures later, I have some great ideas. For now, I’ll just work with Publicdomainpictures.net.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

A Gilded Walnut

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This gilded walnut is a relict of last years Christmas decoration. Suddenly you feel an unexplainable urge to talk to the walnut. “Hello walnut?”

PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=423

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Public Domain

Radioactive Spider:

“This spider was exposed to extreme levels of radiation, with the intent of provoking it to bite it’s owner and give them incredible, spider-themed super-powers. Instead, it simply died. The poor critter is essentially worthless, but I’ll totally give you  1 to eat it.”

PRICE:  1

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Public Domain

Teddy Bear:

“Step 1: Give this cute little guy to your girlfriend.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Get laid tonight FOR SURE.”

Price: ~ 500

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 12:02AM

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

Ooh! If you didn’t read the description on the radioactive spider and expected loads of money you’d be totally ****ed!

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Close encounter with a third kind

Sell price: (any 4-digit combination of the numbers 9, 10, 8, 4 and 6)

The mythological artifacts that provide conclusive evidence for extraterrestrial beings are yours to control. Just imagine the things that you could do with it, that is, if people believe that a kid at on a Plum accomplished what thousands of grown men working at SETI couldn’t do for ten years, all in a single day. You could do things like rent tabloid space and woo credulous women.

EDIT: Changing picture, image not guaranteed public domain and I found a better one that is.

Proof of public: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:TriangleBelgium1990.jpg

TeeKayEff edited this message on 05/15/2008 6:03PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Public Domain

Boast™ brand Superi-Os™

“Every box of Boast™ brand Superi-Os™ is composed of 90% vanilla pieces and only 10% chocolate, ensuring that those ugly, disgusting brown pieces are segregated to their proper place in your cereal bowl. Boast™ – economic food products for the white supremacist power structure.”

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Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 12:03AM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Thingysomeone Posted:

Ooh! If you didn’t read the description on the radioactive spider and expected loads of money you’d be totally ****ed!

I was thinking of making it “serious” and expensive, but it sounded funnier and more ironic with the way I went. Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

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Public Domain

Peamale reproductive organ

“This peamale reproductive organ is an exotic and beautiful flightless bird that was brought to you all the way from India. But let’s face it – the only reason you spent so damn much on it is because it’s name has the word “male reproductive organ” in it.”

Price: ~ 4,000

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 12:04AM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

A Chocolate Cake

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A delicious chocolate cake. Diabetics will get a sugar shock only by looking at it. Yum-yum!

Source: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=353

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EASTER EGGS

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OMG EASTER EGGS!

Source: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=505

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NASA tools

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Someone stole this stuff the day before the Challenger disaster. Oh noes!

Source: http://www.gimp-savvy.com/cgi-bin/img.cgi?ailsPpGlnbTyFh2857

Amasius edited this message on 05/15/2008 8:20PM

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Weeping Blue Orchid

Price: 563

A beautiful little flower characterized by botanists as the saddest flower on Mother Earth. Typically found in dying woods, carried away from its mother plant by the unfeeling winds. It blooms in the winter, growing alone on the side of hollow tree trunks, exposed to the harsh elements and dead realities surrounding it. Go ahead and pick it out of its misery, maybe even give it to your sweetie pie for the prom, your lover’s chest will be the only ‘tang it’ll be getting in its sorry lifetime.

Public Domain: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=631

TeeKayEff edited this message on 05/15/2008 8:36PM

Shadow Turkey

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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rubber band ball:

It’s pretty useless, I guess you can sell it to a small town museum or fat people that find things like this amusing.

Proof of domain:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rubberbandball.jpg

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

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Dictionary/Thesaurus

Tired of not understanding what that preppie bumhole said? Is the word “woman's genitals” not having the reaction it once had? Then this is all you need. Go ahead, you twat, you know you want to look up “****”.

http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=591

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

HYPERDIMENSIONAL RESONATOR bumISTORS

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Sure these may look like ordinary quartz crystals to some, but time-traveling dimension-hoppers can see these crystals for what they truly are: the last and most important part of a hyperdimensional resonator. With these you can finally prove all of those naysayers wrong! Laugh all the way back to the future!

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 8000 flezz

PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:USDA_Mineral_Quartz_Crystal_93c3951.jpg

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

GRANDMA’S MAGNET COLLECTION

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I’m sorry to hear about your loss, but look at it this way: you aren’t so much losing a Grandma as you are gaining a sweet magnet collection! Seriously: animals, Elvis in a convertible, World’s Greatest Grandma magn… don’t worry about that one… caveman, cowboy boot, PANIC bumON! You hit the jackpot with this one!

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 82 flezz

I took the picture. Pretty sweet collection huh

FAIL edited this message on 05/16/2008 1:55AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

You’ve seen this before. Log in to see images! I made it myself!

WOLF SHIRT

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It’s a shirt with a wolf on it. Your diabetic, 1/16 Navajo neighbor wears one every day of the week. Still ****ing epic, though.

Price:  543

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

GOD DAMN I LOVE THE WOLF SHIRT IDEA

FAIL edited this message on 05/16/2008 1:53AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

FAIL Posted:

GOD DAMN I LOVE THE WOLF SHIRT IDEA

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Taken myself:

HIS AND HERS MASKS

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Robbing banks nets a lot more flezz than pawning plastic masks at the Ppwn Shoppe. I’m just sayin’.

Price:  43

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