FAIL Posted:

SONOFA**** I was going to do a very similar one, except call it “Clump of (some c-list celebrity I haven’t thought of yet)’s hair” then have some kind of stalker description.

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, WITTY

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That said, you’ve got some great entries and will probably whip out something that wipes the floor with me later. And your idea was good too.

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I SHALL GLOAT AND ENJOY MY SMALL VICTORY.