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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Jesus, he took two peracetoids? I’ve never even seen that many in one town before. Did he already steal the rest of the drugs and nobody noticed, or what?

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

new town started off so well.

then suddenly 9 people built hovels and started ****ing when they got complaints register.

****ing hate this game sometimes

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 9 Camwhore

This user was dimension banned by FalconFour

Hobojim Posted:

Jesus, he took two peracetoids? I’ve never even seen that many in one town before. Did he already steal the rest of the drugs and nobody noticed, or what?

Nobody noticed except me. He is shunned now and the drugs did not return. Does anyone know if you get shunned and you’re outside do you keep the items in your ruck? I know it takes them from your ruck if you are inside.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

Nobody noticed except me. He is shunned now and the drugs did not return. Does anyone know if you get shunned and you’re outside do you keep the items in your ruck? I know it takes them from your ruck if you are inside.

is he close enough to see if it dropped them in that zone? no idea, though… I think I’ve only ever seen one shunned person and that was because he built a hovel on day 1. he didn’t have any **** that needed to go back to the bank.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

bobdisgea Posted:

new town started off so well.

then suddenly 9 people built hovels and started ****ing when they got complaints register.

****ing hate this game sometimes

I think some people really overreact to hovels. I mean yeah, it’s a selfish move for the most part, but if you have a ton of extra planks in your bank, it does add some defense to the town as well. Not as much as actually building something useful, but still.

Celerysteve -
from an Alte-
rnate Univer-
se

Avatar: 202036 2011-01-22 12:20:19 -0500

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Level 9 Camwhore

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Skyman747 Posted:

It’s all thanks to our honorable chairman Celerysteve. ALL HAIL THE HONORABLE CHAIRMAN.

Ah yes, for I am a wise and fair chairman. One did come to me crying, “Alas, I am but persecuted m’lord. I have accrued five complaints against me, yet I knowest not why!”

And another came forth saying, “M’lord, this one has built a hovel upon the first day. Let us shun him for he has encroached upon the welfare of our township!”

Thus I did answer he that did build a hovel upon the first day, “Thou hast broken the unwritten law of the land and shall surely be shunned. Tis a grave lesson ye have learned, friend.”

And the hovel-builder did fall upon my feet crying once more “I did not know m’lord! Forgive my impudence! Have but mercy upon my wretched soul I beg thee — I seek only to do good!”

But the people did gather in great numbers and sought no mercy upon him “Shun the hovel-builder!” said they, “We care not for his empty words; let him answer for his actions!”

Thus I heard the words of the people and spoke unto them saying “Let not this man be shunned, but let him have the redemption he so seeks. Tis unfitting we should sacrifice many a days work for one plank’s loss — shan’t we not see the plank residing within our own eyes! Retract thy complaints for his offense and grant this earnest soul your amnesty.”

And it was so.

For so the good Brocollijoe does giveth, but also taketh away.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Hobojim Posted:

I think some people really overreact to hovels. I mean yeah, it’s a selfish move for the most part, but if you have a ton of extra planks in your bank, it does add some defense to the town as well. Not as much as actually building something useful, but still.

well one guy brought in 3 planks. his argument was that he should be able to use all of them to upgrade his house.

i asked him how he expected to get anymore material if thats how everyone did it. IDUNNOLOL. was what i got.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Celerysteve from an Alternate Universe Posted:

Nobody noticed except me. He is shunned now and the drugs did not return. Does anyone know if you get shunned and you’re outside do you keep the items in your ruck? I know it takes them from your ruck if you are inside.

It only takes back resources (Nuts & Bolts, Planks, Defensive items, etc.). Rusty chains will get returned to the bank as well.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

bobdisgea Posted:

new town started off so well.

then suddenly 9 people built hovels and started ****ing when they got complaints register.

****ing hate this game sometimes

this is the point in which you take as much valuable things from the bank as you can and walk as far as you can and die.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Sometimes I don’t understand the randomness in Die2Nite. Yesterday our town found 2 incomplete engines. I mean, I’ve never been in a town that has even found an engine, and then we find two in one day all of a sudden.

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Yeah, the randomness in the game is a bit meh.

It’s what will decide what towns live the longest in the seasons. No place with nuts n bolts or jerrycans? Yeah, you’re not going to live that long.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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Shiis Girlfriend Posted:

Yeah, the randomness in the game is a bit meh.

It’s what will decide what towns live the longest in the seasons. No place with nuts n bolts or jerrycans? Yeah, you’re not going to live that long.

Oh right. I was going to post this but then I forgot about it:

Also, on day 2 they have like 20 nuts & bolts.

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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In the last 4 hours auto-searching I found 2 handful of nuts & bolts. More randomness.

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

In Spite Of Posted:

this is the point in which you take as much valuable things from the bank as you can and walk as far as you can and die.

theres a reason this is like my 15th town.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

The only time I have intentionally died so far was in the last town, when I had to die so that me and the other guys in the coalition could play together.

Even when there are like four griefers on day 1 and it looks like things are going to the ****ter, I’d still rather be eaten in the town than lost walking in the desert because you gain more points for the former.

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Day 10. I can easily see us going to 11 or 12, but not much after that.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

I’m on day 11. If we make it past tonight, we’re probably set to make it to 15 or 16. It’s doable if we can rely on the rest of our town to not be retards. So far, that’s been pretty hit and miss. At least people are finally out scavenging in my town.

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

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